| i call it bmw.
you dont look like an idiot when youre wrong, and you dont look like a douche when youre right.
A lawyer opens the door of his BMW; suddenly a car drives by and rips the door completely off. Police officer
arrives and the lawyer bitterly complains about the damage to his car.
"Officer, I just bought the car at BMW Greensboro
and look what they're done to my Beemer!!" he whines.
"You makes me sick" officer responds, "So worried about your BMW; but don't even notice your left arm is missing?"
"OMG.." lawyer replies. "Where's my Rolex?"
Last edited by Rotha; 01-22-2014 at 10:00 AM.