I use the ole' juvenile hall way.
Sit on it with your pants on.
Move front and back.
take pants and boxers off, sit back down and poo & pee.
"Blast and I'ma last yo, past all these Glass Joes and assholes who claim, like they be runnin' thangs.
I be gunnin those same jiggaz runnin late, to their fate.."