I use the ole' juvenile hall way.
Sit on it with your pants on.
Move front and back.
take pants and boxers off, sit back down and poo & pee.
"Player-haters turning bitch like they have vaginas ‘Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us.
Money'll brainwash you and leave your ass mindless..When snakes slither in the grass spineless.."