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*tried going gay because I don't get girls crew*
*couldn't get guys either crew*
*no shower crew*
*fap 3x a day crew*
*friend zoned by escort crew*
*phone vibrates, get excited that a girl texted me, then realize no girls ever text me crew*
*Save moms phone number as her first name so people think I have a girl in my phone crew*
*female spam bots don't tweet me crew*