You know you're an E46 fanatic when:
You use Gummi-Pflege as hair gel
You store extra chrome exhaust tips in your wine cabinet
Your definition of reserved parking is to pull in diagonally across two spaces and mark it off with yellow police barrier tape.
When a big bug lands on your hood, you pull over, flick the bug onto the street, and then stomp on it.
Your 8-year-old son comes up to you with tears in his eyes and shows you his new Louisville Slugger baseball bat that has black paint and tire marks all over it, and you just shrug your shoulders and give him a hug (that's a subtle one, those of you who roll your own fenders)
Your wife tells you she would like you to get her a black leather bra for her birthday - and you get right on the phone to BavAuto.