dibs if 325i airbox works
i think i've even got a new filter in it.
A lawyer opens the door of his BMW; suddenly a car drives by and rips the door completely off. Police officer
arrives and the lawyer bitterly complains about the damage to his car.
"Officer, I just bought the car at BMW Greensboro
and look what they're done to my Beemer!!" he whines.
"You makes me sick" officer responds, "So worried about your BMW; but don't even notice your left arm is missing?"
"OMG.." lawyer replies. "Where's my Rolex?"