whoa holy **** ^ lol
anyways. i like taza. and if i see mr. blonde around more i bet he is a pretty cool guy too.
A lawyer opens the door of his BMW; suddenly a car drives by and rips the door completely off. Police officer
arrives & the lawyer bitterly complains about the damage to his car. "Officer, I just got the car at BMW Greensboro
and look what they're done to my Beemer!!" he whines."You makes me sick" officer responds, "So worried about your BMW; but don't even notice your left arm is missing?""OMG.." lawyer replies. "Where's my Rolex?"