Lol. I'm the old one I think. Just bought one at 32 years of age. 330cic. My wife and I live in Northern California and gross around 200k a year in salary, not counting investments. Have a crappy 1600 sq ft home in Marin that costs around 750k-800k (the housing prices here are outrageous). With that, we still only bought a used 330cic. Although, we paid cash.
Money just doesn't go very far now adays.