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Old 05-19-2008, 06:34 PM   #17
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All I could think of when I read this thread was

Michael Scott: Hey Mon!
Pam: Hey, you have a bunch of messages...and that's nice. Hanna quit while you were gone. I guess she memo 'd a file some complaints she had about being a working mother, and so you might also have to be deposed.
Michael Scott: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.. relax, just relax. Ok, I'll get to all of it later.
Pam: It's kind of serious.
Michael Scott: Aren't you going to ask me how Jamaica was? Say it... ask me.
Pam: How was Jamaica?
Michael Scott: It was sooo good! Awwwwwh! Hey mon! At Sandals, Jamaica, when somebody says "Hey Mon!" everyone says "Hey Mon!" back.
Stanley: Oh Michael, I'm glad you're here.
Michael Scott: Stanley, you know what, it is really good to see you too.
Stanley: My bonus check was $100 less than you promised.
Michael Scott: Ok, well then Payroll is in charge of all of that.
Stanley: They said I should to talk to you.
Michael Scott: Well, I'm just getting settled in, so I'm gonna...
Stanley: I am not doing a lick more work till I get my full bonus check.
Michael Scott: You are not as much fun as your Jamaican brothas... mon.

Michael Scott: You know I had never been out of the country before now. Got to see how Jamaicans live, it is great, you know, they just relax, they party all the time.
Pam: It's kind of an impoverished country.
Michael Scott: Yeah, gosh, great. You know what Pam, make a note... I want us all to start having Pina Coladas everyday at three.
Pam: You can't today, we're doing inventory.
Michael Scott: Inventory is at the end of December.
Pam: We couldn't do it without you so we postponed.
Michael Scott: I specifically went on vacation so I would miss it.

Michael Scott: Inventory is boring. In the islands they don't make you do stuff like take inventory. Why do think so many businesses moved to the Caymans?

Michael Scott: Tonight we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder-Mifflin warehouse inventory, so party-planning committee, get on it.
Angela: By the end of the day? That's impossible.
Michael Scott: The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible."
Jim Halpert: Yep, it's English, it's "impossible."

Look at that subtle jet-black coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a 6mt.
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