Ok, nobody is going to believe this, but i saw it with my own eyes, and took several good looks to be certain i wasn't being confused.
This morning on the trip over the Harbour Bridge i saw a Carbon Black E46 M3 with SA plates that were black with 3 gold letters that read: [ASS].
It was priceless!
I didn't think that you could get plates with words as such, but it appears that in SA you can!
BMW 325Ci MY2004 Individual //M Clubsport Edition, //M Clubsport package, //M Sport 18"s, Manual //M Short Shift, Carbon Black, Black Aluminium Cube Interior.