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Old 01-22-2009, 04:56 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by JJR4884 View Post
Michael Scott: I want another try. Here we go.Thirty-one! Thirty-one!
Stanley: That was the car.
Michael Scott: I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number.
Oscar: Thirty-one is humanly impossible.
Michael Scott: Go, Oscar. Thirty-one is my new number.
Oscar: That's impossible.
Michael Scott: Beat it!

Michael Scott: Alrighty, Dwighty, let's see how you did.
Dwight Schrute: Bring it on. [starts to put foot up on Michael's desk]
Michael Scott: No.
Dwight Schrute: Sorry.
Michael Scott: Wow.
Dwight Schrute: What does it say?
Michael Scott: Dwight, your feedback is horrible.
Dwight Schrute: That's impossible.
Michael Scott: A number of your clients found your personal style abrasive and distasteful.
Dwight Schrute: I sell more paper than anyone. [stands and reaches for the file]
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no, no.
Dwight Schrute: Wait, is this a joke? I'm getting that queasy feeling that sometimes accompanies jokes.
Michael Scott: Do I look like I am joking?
Dwight Schrute: No, but that's sometimes part of it.
Michael Scott: If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?
Dwight Schrute: Impossible to say. I can't see myself.
Michael Scott: You're not.
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