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Old 05-20-2005, 10:54 AM   #1
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Any massage parlors in Orange County, CA??

I'm looking for some massage parlors in Orange County with the "happy ending", preferably near Brea, fullerton, diamond bar area. Or anywhere. Even in LA if there are good ones.

I never been to any so I wouldnt know or how to determine a massage parlor from a regular one to a "happy ending one".

When I was up in Northern Cali going to school one of my friends always went.. He told me there are these code words that you have to say.. Like small massage is a jerk off.. medium is head... and so on...

So anyone know any legit ones in the OC/LA area?? I know there has to be lots of them..
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Old 05-20-2005, 11:19 AM   #2
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Most any massage parlor that stays open late is a good one. When you go into the room they'll ask you what do you do for a living tell them what you do then say I was going to be a police officer but I just couldn't do it. Then just ask them for the prices, madams do a great check on their girls before they are hired. Have fun there is nothing like getting a rub and a tug.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:23 PM   #3
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:26 PM   #4
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stop the kidding guys this concerns me too
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:26 PM   #5
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:33 PM   #6
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Don't know any in OC, but one time, o.k., twice I was in Phucket, Thailand and they offer those massages.....I heard.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:48 PM   #7
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Why dont you go seduce a stripper or somethin you ugly bastid lol
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:59 PM   #8
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there's one off el toro, across from scarantinos, behind that mcdonalds. i forget what its called.
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:02 PM   #9
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I live walking distance from at least 4 asian massage parlors (AMP's) that not only offer a "happy ending" but also offer full service, although i've never been to any of them.

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Old 05-20-2005, 01:14 PM   #10
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:17 PM   #11
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Any other places? I'm sure there are lots in So Cal..

I never been and this is for a friend of mine.. Well actually family friend of mine.. He has been wanting to get with a Asian girl forever. So I want to point him to the right direction..

Last night he went to some Parlor in my city.. He pulls up in the parking lot.. he notices 3 people just sitting in the car.. He thinks twice.. Then he goes inside the parlor just to ask a few questions about their hours, etc... He notices that the guy he was talking to has a waki-taki (sp). Then out of no where some guy comes out with a police badge around his neck.. Nothing happend to him..

My family friend is 43.. Married too.. lol.. I dont know if he will ever go in a parlor again.. It was his first time there and the police were there.

But Its weird.. I called that place yesterday and I asked what time they close Saturdays and the lady said 7pm.. So it cant be a happy ending parlor..

I just want to find some legit parlors for him..
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:18 PM   #12
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there's one off el toro, across from scarantinos, behind that mcdonalds. i forget what its called.
What city is it in?
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:23 PM   #13
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Again, stop with the self-incrimination. BMDoubleU2K4 is gonna have a field day with some of you guys if he changes his career. And tell your buddy to go to a club where Asians go, and actually use some game to pick up women. Lots of Asian girls like white guys (that's what I'm assuming your friend is). Much more satisfying IMO knowing you earned it and didn't pay for it, plus you don't have to worry about the cops breaking in on your "massage"
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What city is it in?

Lake Forest, I think I know where he is talking about.
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Any massage parlour that stays open till 10pm is a happy ending one.
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Old 05-21-2005, 12:59 PM   #16
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there's one off el toro, across from scarantinos, behind that mcdonalds. i forget what its called.
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There is nothing behind the McDonalds aside from the freeway, you must mean down further on bridger. Since if you take that exit coming from south going north the first thing you see on the left is a Chevron, then its McDonalds, then its some small plaza as the map shows.

Are you saying its in that plaza?
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There is nothing behind the McDonalds aside from the freeway, you must mean down further on bridger. Since if you take that exit coming from south going north the first thing you see on the left is a Chevron, then its McDonalds, then its some small plaza as the map shows.

Are you saying its in that plaza?
maybe he means, behind the McDonalds (literally).
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:43 PM   #18
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Don't know any in OC, but one time, o.k., twice I was in Phucket, Thailand and they offer those massages.....I heard.
Yeah Thailand is crazy and is known for that kind of stuff.

I had a Thai g/f before and she can ride a mean you know what..

I downloaded a parlor vid of thailand and man those girls take care of you.. They sit in the tub with you and bathe you and everything.. I wouldnt mind getting that treatment..
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Yeah Thailand is crazy and is known for that kind of stuff.

I had a Thai g/f before and she can ride a mean you know what..

I downloaded a parlor vid of thailand and man those girls take care of you.. They sit in the tub with you and bathe you and everything.. I wouldnt mind getting that treatment..
Seriously I , I mean my friend, went to one in Thailand and it was like 10-15 us dollars for a 2 hour full body massage....and then towards the end the girl pointed to my friends junk and making a 5 dollar sign with her hand. So my friend for about 20 US dollars got a full body massage and a off.
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towards the end the girl pointed to my friends junk and making a 5 dollar sign with her hand
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