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Old 10-14-2009, 07:12 PM   #1
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How Would You Get The Girl Across The Hall Into Bed?

There's a much younger girl of 19 or so who lives in the apartment room across from me (like 6 feet away). She moved in about 2 months ago and I've been waiting to see her around the complex but it rarely happens. When I do, I initiate conversation but she's friendly at best.

I'm much older than her (30+) so dating might be out of the question, but a romp in the hay might not. So...how do I go about either of the following:

A. Getting to know her better
B. Getting her in bed one crazy night

I'm really not sure how to approach this scenario since we're neighbors. Okay, give me your best advice.


Edit: BTW, if you're so young that you think this is somehow 'wrong' then don't bother posting. Believe me, when you're over 30, you will most likely be singing a different tune when it comes to dating young women.
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:13 PM   #2
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:14 PM   #3
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She won't go for it.

She's probably already boning some guy who's 25.
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:38 PM   #4
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people like you are the reason I don't want a daughter.
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:03 PM   #5
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people like you are the reason I don't want a daughter.
x100000 excactly! go find someone your own age
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Old 11-01-2009, 03:23 PM   #6
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:07 PM   #7
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:47 PM   #9
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Old 10-15-2009, 08:10 PM   #11
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19 year olds used to fall for the "wanna come over and watch a movie" bit...
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Switch the apartment numbers on your door with hers one night when she is out getting wasted.

When she gets home, she'll come into your apartment and BAM!

lock the door behind her
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Switch the apartment numbers on your door with hers one night when she is out getting wasted.

When she gets home, she'll come into your apartment and BAM!

lock the door behind her
You talking from a personal experience huh
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Switch the apartment numbers on your door with hers one night when she is out getting wasted.

When she gets home, she'll come into your apartment and BAM!

lock the door behind her
you would think of this
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LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.
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LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.
If we were older ladies, would u still wanna bone?
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LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.
the only diff is that, the girls comes to hugh hefner and he just sits there.. you my man have been tryin to converse with this younger girl, and shes deff not feelin you.. because if she was, shed proly be over at ur spot already
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