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Old 03-09-2010, 08:56 AM   #1
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WTT: The Most Amazing Big-Turbo Audi A4 Avant in History. For E46 M3

Before reading on, you need to ask yourself a few questions to make sure this is the right car for you.

Do you like chicks?

You do? Good.

This car?



Are you having problems getting chicks?

Again,





Do people do this EVERY time you pull up to the club?





THEY WILL!!!!

Like trophies from EVERY car show you go to?




You may ask, can this rarest of all B6 A4s REALLY do all this for me?!! The answer is a resounding YES IT CAN!!! Yeah... its that good!!!

The Goods:


What we have here is a real deal, 6-Speed A4 UltraSport Avant!!!! Yes you heard right, a wagon with a 6-Speed manual transmission from the factory!!! As we all know,the Avant is the dopest A4 there is, the USP is the finest A4 money can buy. Put them together and...



This is it:






First off:

THIS IS A BRAND NEW CRATE MOTOR BOUGHT NEW FROM VW/AUDI. A friend bought it to go into his mkII and ended the project abruptly. i bought it from him and did the swap when the turbo went on. i Still have the original receipt for the motor. and to be clear, NOTHING was wrong with the old motor, i just figured if i could have a car with ZERO miles on it, then it would be a great investment. I have NO intentions of selling it at the time (but my dream car has finally shown up after all this time) Most importantly, this motor was installed at OSUs Automotive Engineering Dept's shop by my brother (an engineering grad student) and 2 old F1 race engineers (with a combined 54 years experience) one cannot conceivably think of a more professional install. It was even used as part of his undergraduate thesis presentation. in other words, this was not just done in someones garage.


Motor now has around 11K on it now. Motor was properly broken in. Since then, the oil has been changed no later than every 3K miles with NOTHING but Mobile1 Synthetic. A Brand New O2 sensor, MAF sensor, and CTS were also recently added.

The car has Brand New control arms in the front and new wheel bearings all around (this is all stuff you would have to do anyway, so i just saved you a ton of money).


Motor:

*GT2871R Eliminator turbo
*EuroDyne 630cc Big Turbo Software
*Siemens-Deka 630cc Fuel Injectors
*Custom Tubular Bottom-Mount Exhaust Manifold (a work of art)
*Carbonio Carbon Fiber Airbox
*Samco 3" Inlet Turbo Hose
*SPA Turbo BOV
*Racetec FMIC
*Full AWE Stainless Steel 3" Turboback Exhaust System ($$$)
*APR Silicone Throttle Body Hose
*S4 drivers side engine cover
*Carbon Fiber engine cover
*Polished intake manifold
*APR Snub Engine Mount

At 20 PSI (the highest its ever seen...and this was just for the dyno. 12 PSI is where its been daily) it put down 278AWHP and 261TQ


Transmission:

*Real Deal 01E 6-Speed Manual!!!! (Same transmission as the S4)
*JHM Short Shift Kit (the finest $$$ can buy)


Suspension is handled by H&R Coilovers (Stance is Spot-on!!!)

Wheels are REAL 19" BBS CH's ($$$) They are painted Satin Black. Tires still have plenty of life in them.

Brakes:

*Stop Tech Slotted rotor (front and rear)
*Stop Tech Stainless Steel Brake Lines
*Axxis Performance Brake pads

This setup is more than enough...


Exterior:

Remember this is an USP, which comes with the BEST body kit Audi has EVER made!!! Rear window spoiler is just amazing!!!!

*OEM E-Code Self Leveling Bi-Xenon Headlamps
*HID Fog Lights (yellow)
*REAL Charactre Side Skirts. Again, very rare. (These are such a wonderful, subtle addition!!)
*OEM S4 doorblades (which are larger than the USP doorblades)
*Full Tint: Rear 30%, Front 50% (this is legal in all states)
*Your Choice of 3 Different Grilles (Blacked-Out with Rings, Stock, and Black Badge-less, and Black Lower Grille trim also)

Interior:

Again, this is an UltraSport. So the interior is simply stunning. ALL aluminum belt line trim (looks like titanium!!!). A list of interior options. A Parot Bluetooth wireless system is installed (to let you have phone conversations through the cars speakers).

The stereo is the full Bose system with in-dash 6-disc changer. An aftermarket system would be a total waste of money, as the sound is PERFECT!!!

*Bose
*XM Satellite Radio
*ALL BLACK INTERIOR (No tan or gray BS here!!!)!!!!
*3-Spoke Perforated Leather S4 Steering Wheel
*AWE Aluminum Pedals
*AWE In-Vent Electronic Boost Gauge Kit (lights PERFECTLY match dash lights)



I am DEFINITELY forgetting a few things (happens when THIS MUCH money is poured into something)


Just so you know:

*This is a non-smoking vehicle
*This is my daily driver, not some track car, therefor boost is limited to 12 PSI
*This car has NEVR been launched
*It has NEVER been raced on a track or on a public road.
*I am a driver who doesnt think daily driving happens inside of a race car video game, i have never driven this car at an excessive speed.
*I never redline the motor
*I basically drive like an old person (my kids are in the car most of the time anyways.

This car has no CEL, there is NO maintenance this is even remotely upcoming, there are NO repairs that need done. This car is ready to just drive off into the sunset.


This car has been METICULOUSLY looked after. it has won an award at EVERY show ive taken it to (i mean EVERY show its been to)!!! This car has won awards at Waterfest and H20 (plus untold regional events). Whoever is lucky enough to walk away with this rolling work of art will be happy for YEARS to come. The only downside to owning a car of this caliber is having to rent a storage locker for all of the trophies you will amass from car shows and having to buy a cell phone with more memory (for all the phone numbers women will be forcing upon you!!!).

This car has WELL over $23,000 invested in VERY high quality after-market parts. Where else can you buy a car for roughly what it is worth and have someone just GIVE you $20,000 in upgrades?

This FABULOUS package can all be yours for the low, low price of 21K OBO (SERIOUS non-insulting offers, that is) or for a verifiably well maintained E46 M3. Seriously, though, it is excruciatingly painful thinking about how much money is being lost by selling this car. But i found the car i have been wanting my whole life, so unfortunately, it is time to part ways with this beauty

These are just a couple random pics i have on this computer, i am about to upload many more (as these simply DO NOT do the car justice WHATSOEVER!!



























This is the turbo:




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Old 03-09-2010, 09:06 AM   #2
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:10 AM   #3
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for an audi

For the girls, um, i mean, err, the car in your picture

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Old 03-09-2010, 09:19 AM   #4
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sweet ad, sweet car.
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:02 PM   #5
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I'll hire you for my marketer when I become a boss.
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:09 PM   #6
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I seriously thought this was a mock ad off of craigslist or something lol.......

beautiful car man, GLWS
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:10 PM   #7
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:11 PM   #8
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This is the best for sale thread ever.
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:12 PM   #9
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:26 PM   #10
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Good luck man.
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:48 PM   #11
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That is just an amazing Avant! Makes me think about selling my B5 Avant for this. Do want...

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Old 03-09-2010, 12:56 PM   #12
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Not a big Audi fan but I'll give you a free bump just cause your ad made me laugh. GLWS man!
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:59 PM   #13
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lol, best ad ever
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:00 PM   #14
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lol, best ad ever

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OP: All the best to you in your sale! That ad alone makes everything worth it.


Keep up the good work!


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Old 03-09-2010, 01:08 PM   #15
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Old 03-09-2010, 01:53 PM   #16
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:44 PM   #17
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I doubt anyone is going to take you seriously with this collage of yours. I wouldn't.
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Old 03-17-2010, 01:13 PM   #18
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I doubt anyone is going to take you seriously with this collage of yours. I wouldn't.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:21 PM   #19
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you have a ferret with a birthday hat in your signature.....soooo...yeah.
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Old 03-09-2010, 08:13 PM   #20
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you have a ferret with a birthday hat in your signature.....soooo...yeah.
LMAO, point made...nice looking car, and I see you put as much work into the car as you did your post.

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