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Old 04-12-2010, 06:22 PM   #1
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Is this weird?

Question Resolved... I win.

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Old 04-12-2010, 08:53 PM   #2
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Sounds like she might be harbouring an STI, perhaps an oral one. Do you use protection?
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Old 04-12-2010, 08:54 PM   #3
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Sounds like she might be harbouring an STI, perhaps an oral one. Do you use protection?
She would be really loose if she could be storing a Subaru up there

OP, she just could be really insecure about her parts.... show her yours and I'm sure she'll feel better afterwards
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it is extremely likely that she has some kind of std. or worse, she may have been a man at some point or another, and she may have had her(or his depending on what way you look at it) penis removed and you have been fudging an artificial va jay jay.
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Old 04-12-2010, 08:56 PM   #5
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Wait, what?

Punch was awesome btw.
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:46 PM   #6
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Sounds like she might be harbouring an STI, perhaps an oral one. Do you use protection?
Holy crap, my girl's got a STI parked in her vajay...I only drive German...what do I do!?
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She does give blowjs and such, no spotting or anything on my junk yet.
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She does give blowjs and such, no spotting or anything on my junk yet.
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your post is confusing... so ixnay on the fingering/going down on her? That is weird I must say; maybe an image problem or an std/sti? Either way you really need to talk to her
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wait, so its ok if your penis touches her but not if you hand touches her? or sees it? You better have good aim. But yes I would say that is a little od, however she might just be wanting to try out a new approach on this relationship thing.
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She would be really loose if she could be storing a Subaru up there

OP, she just could be really insecure about her parts.... show her yours and I'm sure she'll feel better afterwards
hahahahahahahaha i can't even reply to this thread logically anymore. im sorry len, jon jon had to ruin it for me! hahahahaha
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your post is confusing... so ixnay on the fingering/going down on her? That is weird I must say; maybe an image problem or an std/sti? Either way you really need to talk to her
Correct. I think it might have to do with an image problem more than anything. But she still doesnt allow it even if its covered up.
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wait, so its ok if your penis touches her but not if you hand touches her? or sees it? You better have good aim. But yes I would say that is a little od, however she might just be wanting to try out a new approach on this relationship thing.
Yes, my penis can enter, but not my fingers.
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:50 PM   #13
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So, you've never actually seen it. Are you sure she actually has one?

Maybe it's new and she wants you to break it in first.
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She has one, cause my 11th finger has gained access. And I know I'm not the first, so its broken in.
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Ah, yes, that.
Here we are.
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that's odd. i wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't allowed to finger first before using the peepee. it does sound kind of familiar though, like something from jerry springer where the guy could only have sex with his "girlfriend" if the lights were off. turned out she was a he.
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she is cute, im 99% sure she is not a man lol. I say give it time, its only been 2.5 months...........
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does it have teeth..maybe it stinks feed it carrots
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Aight, ill try the carrots.
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