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Old 08-22-2010, 09:04 PM   #1
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Married chick gave me her number

So this chick came to my work place the other day, shes like an intern or something at another company my boss owns. She was just there for the day and I didn't really pry into why. She was supposed to be observing but she pretty much spent the day in my office. Shes one year older then me. I work in engineering so we rarely have cute girls at work so it was kinda exciting. In reality shes about a 8 but at my office she became a 9.5. Everyone was on their best behavior. So were hanging out talking about random **** and I gotta admit it was pretty fun compared to what I usually do at work (post on e46 all day).

So its the end of the day and shes leaving, she asked me to come out for a smoke with her and I'm like sure. So I'm giving her directions and the conversation turns to living arrangements. She starts asking me if I live alone or with a room mate and then shes like 'I could never live with a room mate', and I'm like Oh so you live alone and shes like "i live with my husband".

Im thinking Damn, lol.

Anyways she wanted to exchange numbers and I agreed and she says please call me sometime.



Does she want my dlck?
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:10 PM   #2
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Probably wants a gay friend.
SRS: Maybe ask if she and her husband would like to go out sometime? then she can say just you two, or bring him along? Less sleazeball.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:20 AM   #3
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Probably wants a gay friend.
i seriously LOL'ed so loud!

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Old 08-22-2010, 09:12 PM   #4
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what happens in Canada, stays in Canada.


stick it in her butt
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:47 PM   #6
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it's a tarp. he gunna rape u while she films it and steals your wallet. is that something you'd ever report to the police?
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:43 AM   #7
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it's a tarp. he gunna rape u while she films it and steals your wallet. is that something you'd ever report to the police?
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Old 08-22-2010, 10:45 PM   #8
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Brooo. follow these steps carefully:

Call her over to your place
Proceed to PIITB/regular penetration
Break up her marriage
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Old 08-22-2010, 11:20 PM   #9
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I keep in contact through texts or something to pry a little. She could be getting a divorce and wanting to bang away her sorrows or her and her husband may have an arrangement or some weird ****.
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Old 08-22-2010, 11:29 PM   #10
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It's not cheating in Canada.
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Old 09-14-2010, 09:08 PM   #11
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Ive been on these forums for like 5 years or more now and ive never once been in the OT till tonight. HOLY **** GUYS!!! im impressed, pbnation had me promise myself to never go in the OTs like devils lettuce. You guys never fail to impress.

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I miss my old hockey days, i think i may bring my equipment and head up to montreal and say im going pro. **** i want to go to canada.
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Old 08-23-2010, 01:34 AM   #12
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lol @ the replies

Say i called or texted her. What should I say?


I still cant believe shes married, maybe shes just one of those insecure chicks who likes to flirt and get attention.


Im still gonna persue it though and see where it goes.
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Old 08-23-2010, 01:57 AM   #13
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:57 AM   #14
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Hard to say really.

Could be any of the following....

- middle aged married woman starting to feel insecure and just wants to flirt to see if she still has it. In this instance, you'll just end up a flirting puppet for her but never get the goods.
- married woman bored with her husband and looking for a fling. In this instance, you'll have to charm her and woo her a bit just like a single girl before she is comfortable enough to give the goods. Best way here is to tactfully find out what her husband is doing wrong...then embellish how well you do those things. Also, find out a little about the husband so that you know what type of risk you are dealing with.
- Always keep an upbeat tone, never complain or carry negativity. You want her to perceive you as fun, positive, and 'refreshing'.
- I'd always let her initiate the contact. How bad would it suck if you called her while she was having dinner with the hubby? Or find out what are 'safe' times to contact each other and always start with a text before a call to make sure coast is clear.
- Also, on your phone, change your voicemail message to the standard digital 'this number is not available' You don't want hubby finding your number and calling only to hear your name and voice.
- Let her make the moves. She is the married one, she is the one who has to feel comfortable with escalating things. You just play the suave upbeat cool guy and play along.

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Old 09-03-2010, 08:19 AM   #15
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Hard to say really.

Could be any of the following....

- middle aged married woman starting to feel insecure and just wants to flirt to see if she still has it. In this instance, you'll just end up a flirting puppet for her but never get the goods.
- married woman bored with her husband and looking for a fling. In this instance, you'll have to charm her and woo her a bit just like a single girl before she is comfortable enough to give the goods. Best way here is to tactfully find out what her husband is doing wrong...then embellish how well you do those things. Also, find out a little about the husband so that you know what type of risk you are dealing with.
- Always keep an upbeat tone, never complain or carry negativity. You want her to perceive you as fun, positive, and 'refreshing'.
- I'd always let her initiate the contact. How bad would it suck if you called her while she was having dinner with the hubby? Or find out what are 'safe' times to contact each other and always start with a text before a call to make sure coast is clear.
- Also, on your phone, change your voicemail message to the standard digital 'this number is not available' You don't want hubby finding your number and calling only to hear your name and voice.
- Let her make the moves. She is the married one, she is the one who has to feel comfortable with escalating things. You just play the suave upbeat cool guy and play along.

Disclaimer.....I am not liable if your leg gets broken or if you end up circulated through a wood chipper.
Sounds like the voice of experience here?? Or some considerale time has been put into thinking this through. Very thorough; very Canadian. See, it's not a crime here in Canada....
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Old 09-03-2010, 11:19 AM   #16
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Just got done listening to a co-workers story about his divorce. They got two kids, too.

Don't fvck with married chicks, but really, really don't if they got kids.
did his wife cheat on him?
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:21 PM   #17
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did his wife cheat on him?
Got on facebook and hit it off with an old ex of hers. Talked to this dude for hours on end (she's a homemaker, he worked) for a month. One day, she picks up the kids and goes to visit this guy. With the kids! He begged her not to take the kids to some dude's house, to leave them and then go, but she did it anyway. I guess she was there for a week. At one point, I'm not sure if it was before or after, the guy actually sent her a phone that he was paying for that she was using to call him.

Needless to say, he quickly made up his mind, but the divorce proceedings and bullsh*t sound like a nightmare.

He seems like a good guy. At least he found himself a girlfriend now, while she supposedly has multiple boyfriends. Technically they still live together and are trying to make things as normal as possible for the kids.
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Got on facebook and hit it off with an old ex of hers. Talked to this dude for hours on end (she's a homemaker, he worked) for a month. One day, she picks up the kids and goes to visit this guy. With the kids! He begged her not to take the kids to some dude's house, to leave them and then go, but she did it anyway. I guess she was there for a week. At one point, I'm not sure if it was before or after, the guy actually sent her a phone that he was paying for that she was using to call him.

Needless to say, he quickly made up his mind, but the divorce proceedings and bullsh*t sound like a nightmare.

He seems like a good guy. At least he found himself a girlfriend now, while she supposedly has multiple boyfriends. Technically they still live together and are trying to make things as normal as possible for the kids.
good luck with that sh!t. Heard that story a million times.

If op didn't hit this chick someone else will/has/did/done/etc. Once a chick has made up her mind to do screw some random guy she will do it, married or not. U don't know wtf is going on in her life/relationship. Now-a-days marriage is just a contract keeping people together way passed their expiration date in most cases. I support the 7 year marriage contract idea!
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Got on facebook and hit it off with an old ex of hers. Talked to this dude for hours on end (she's a homemaker, he worked) for a month. One day, she picks up the kids and goes to visit this guy. With the kids! He begged her not to take the kids to some dude's house, to leave them and then go, but she did it anyway. I guess she was there for a week. At one point, I'm not sure if it was before or after, the guy actually sent her a phone that he was paying for that she was using to call him.
Needless to say, he quickly made up his mind, but the divorce proceedings and bullsh*t sound like a nightmare.

He seems like a good guy. At least he found himself a girlfriend now, while she supposedly has multiple boyfriends. Technically they still live together and are trying to make things as normal as possible for the kids.
sounds like your co-worker is an absolute push-over.....sorry, make that pathetic pansy.

tell him to grow a backbone, and maybe women will stop using him as a doormat
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Old 08-23-2010, 10:16 AM   #20
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she doesnt WANT you, she wants a good time, hurry up and call her. and when you do, just be like, so u wanna hang out sometime? where u wanna go? why did u give me ur number honestly? etc etc, get it out sneaky!
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