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Old 09-13-2012, 07:02 AM   #1
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How do you deal with a hairy ass

I have a lot of hair in the crack of my ass and I don't think it looks good

How do you deal with this? I can't exactly snip it away with the snips.

No wax either
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:14 AM   #2
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:19 AM   #3
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I would think that it would be itchy as a mfr if you shaved it..............I cant see it.....So I leave it alone

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This has been discussed here before. There is some ass crack powder that you might want to check into.
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This has been discussed here before. There is some ass crack powder that you might want to check into.
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I shave my balls with this thing. It's awesome.
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I have a lot of hair in the crack of my ass and I don't think it looks good

How do you deal with this? I can't exactly snip it away with the snips.

No wax either
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I have a lot of hair in the crack of my ass and I don't think it looks good

How do you deal with this? I can't exactly snip it away with the snips.

No wax either
That trimmer I just posted. It also comes with an "eyebrow guard" (eyebrows... right...) that trims hair to the "perfect length." Squat over a mirror and hack away at it. It took me two minutes to shave my junk with it and it was almost smooth. That thing is legit.
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That trimmer I just posted. It also comes with an "eyebrow guard" (eyebrows... right...) that trims hair to the "perfect length." Squat over a mirror and hack away at it. It took me two minutes to shave my junk with it and it was almost smooth. That thing is legit.
Are you sure?

I'm about to order it from ebay.
$20 + $10ship
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Are you sure?

I'm about to order it from ebay.
$20 + $10ship
$30 for THAT? That's a ripoff. Get it at Walmart or Amazon for $12.

http://www.amazon.com/Wahl-5640-1001...omsman+lithium
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$30 for THAT? That's a ripoff. Get it at Walmart or Amazon for $12.

http://www.amazon.com/Wahl-5640-1001...omsman+lithium
Lmao you made it seem like gold.

I'll give Wally's a shot, shipping to Canada's a bitch eh.
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