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Old 10-01-2012, 04:57 PM   #1
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No Fap October NWS

Let's see how many of you can make it to the end of the month, aye?

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Old 10-01-2012, 04:59 PM   #2
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Do people still spank it when they have a girl that loves sex and giving head?

whats the point?
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:38 PM   #3
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Do people still spank it when they have a girl that loves sex and giving head?

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The point is that the fappers don't have that so no fap october is going to fail for them...
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:11 PM   #4
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Do people still spank it when they have a girl that loves sex and giving head?

whats the point?
Fappin' isn't about filling a sexual void. Fappin' is all about the fantasy. You could get tail daily and STILL fap on your free time. Heck, I've fapped only hours after a romp in the sack. It's a wonderful thing!

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Old 10-02-2012, 08:52 PM   #5
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Fappin' isn't about filling a sexual void. Fappin' is all about the fantasy. You could get tail daily and STILL fap on your free time. Heck, I've fapped only hours after a romp in the sack. It's a wonderful thing!
eu fode minha gatinha todo dia y tambem faze uma punheta depois do sexo
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Old 10-02-2012, 09:46 PM   #6
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:17 AM   #7
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Opa! Engracadinho e safadinho viu
rsrsrs eu amo as garotas brasileiras... eu sou argentino nao fala nada
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Let's see how many of you can make it to the end of the month, aye?

Rules are simple:

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Fapping

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Fingering buttholes
what's the point? if you have a girl, this should be easy (although maybe expensive).

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what's the point? if you have a girl, this should be easy (although maybe expensive).
No fap does not condone prostitution, unless you are the one being paid for sex.
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this contest is gonna lead to nothing good.

i stop fapping for 2 weeks, then find a fat chick to get off guilt-free (kinda guilt-free).
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