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Old 11-16-2012, 10:59 PM   #1
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Ask a 15 year old anything about e46s

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Old 11-16-2012, 11:00 PM   #2
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:00 PM   #3
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:02 PM   #4
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:06 PM   #5
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What's the best way for me to save up for a set of wheels?
Make sure all of your maintenance is done. Every time you have some spare cash don't spend it frivolously, save it. If you can, work overtime when possible. Good luck
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:06 PM   #6
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Make sure all of your maintenance is done. Every time you have some spare cash don't spend it frivolously, save it. If you can, work overtime when possible. Good luck
lol a 15 year old who thinks he knows something about anything
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:07 PM   #7
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WRONG....buy one wheel at a time...fagg0t.
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WRONG....buy one wheel at a time...fagg0t.
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Old 11-17-2012, 07:37 AM   #9
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:03 PM   #11
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Why the hell has someone without a drivers license post on a car forum?

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Old 11-16-2012, 11:19 PM   #14
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And why the hell has he been posting since he was 13?
I enjoy learning about cars.
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If you had an e46 with a jet engine and wings on a big treadmill would it take off?
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if it were a 323 it wouldn't need the treadmill
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OP, I just took a **** 15 minutes ago that took me 10 minutes until I was done. Since that time, another 15 minutes have been spent driving around and now I am parked at a corner with a dilemma. I have been sitting at this new corner spot for an extra 10 minutes and have the urge to defecate. Let's pretend that my friend takes another x minutes to arrive, and let's delve into this: Should I drive back to the Wendy's where I originally splashed the toilet bowl with warm fudge that would take another 10 minutes backtracking and then 45 minutes towards my destination, or should I immediately begin my adventure elsewhere and hold my poo in for roughly an hour and hope that there is toilet paper when I get there.

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