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Old 11-30-2012, 06:57 PM   #1
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Ever deal with your girls cockblock friend?

Noticed when I have a really good relationship with a girl, I tend to make friends with her "best friend"

Everything goes great for a year, or whatever

but then the "best friend" always ****s things up if she's a "larger one" (aka fatty), it usually goes two ways:
  • She tries to split you up so she can leverage her friend to find more guys so she can nab one up herself, as her friend wont want to go "looking around" anymore
  • She tries to split you up because she "likes you more" and tells her friend "he's not good for you"

Having first dated a regular girl with a regular aka non-fatty friend that can score for herself, I never had this problem. Seems like the best girls always have the fat friends though.
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:01 PM   #2
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Never a problem in an actual relationship like you say, but in a group of girls you're trying to talk to the big ones always **** your **** up. If you're dating this girl tell her about her friend, I'm sure she's not oblivious to her being a cockblock fat chick.
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:10 PM   #3
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Just nail the fat friend on the side so she'll keep her mouth shut.
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:15 PM   #4
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My ex's bestfriend secretly and manipulatively destroyed our relationship. So in a way I've dealt with this. My case is an extreme one though.
Yep, seems like she got jealous of her besty having someone like me, is destroying everything, and THEN tried to come onto me.


I feel like I'm a keeper that got held to double standards, oh well. The loss is theirs
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My ex's bestfriend secretly and manipulatively destroyed our relationship. So in a way I've dealt with this. My case is an extreme one though.
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:26 PM   #6
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is your girlfriend,ugly?
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is your girlfriend,ugly?
This. Come to think of it, none of my girlfriends/longtime bang buddies had any really close fat friends TBH. Pretty girls usually have pretty girl friends. The hot ones that hang around fattys are usually doing it to make themselves feel better and those are the cvnts. You got sh1t twisted man
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This. Come to think of it, none of my girlfriends/longtime bang buddies had any really close fat friends TBH. Pretty girls usually have pretty girl friends. The hot ones that hang around fattys are usually doing it to make themselves feel better and those are the cvnts. You got sh1t twisted man
I don't know, has to do with some "sisterhood" bullshit they read in books
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I don't know, has to do with some "sisterhood" bullshit they read in books
You're missing the bigger problem in this argument...why are they being allowed to read?
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I've never gotten along with any of my exgirlfriend's friends.

One exception was a decently hot Persian girl which I ended up banging. she was 28 I was 19, while back.
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My fiance doesn't really have fat friends...but definitely some ugos...not only do they try to bring her down to their level, but they try to break us up.

Stupid trash...
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You made that thread so you could show your friends on Facebook, letsberealhere.
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