Whats your Favorite TV scene or quote of all time?

Mine is the conversation between Chief Wiggum and his officers at a local Krusty Burger

Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm...Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, its the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example?
Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese...well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages?
Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.'
Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!

Originally Posted by wasp9166

Lmao those are good ones!

Originally Posted by iverson2k10

Lmao those are good ones!

edited with better, society doesn't allow shows like this anymore, a dead classic

Bryan: Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stuart!

Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Marko: [after a long pause] Good luck.

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What about the team america quote, where "theres three kinds of people in this world, dicks, pussies, and assholes"

I thought this was just for TV quotes/clips (not movies)?

Originally Posted by pancakes

I thought this was just for TV quotes/clips (not movies)?

i posted that because idgaf

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

i posted that because idgaf

swingers wasn't a very good movie.

Originally Posted by B_Cyrus

swingers wasn't a very good movie.

and once again. idgaf.

TV scene that always cracks me up must be from Southpark in the episode "Chickenlover." Officer Barbrady becomes hypnotized that he is Elvis Presley, and the words that come out of his mouth always have me in hysterics.

my favorite of all time is probably the one where kramer teaches jerry all about why married life sucks.