E46 BMW Social Directory E46 FAQ 3-Series Discussion Forums BMW Photo Gallery BMW 3-Series Technical Information E46 Fanatics - The Ultimate BMW Resource BMW Vendors General E46 Forum The Tire Rack's Tire Wheel Forum Forced Induction Forum The Off-Topic The E46 BMW Showroom For Sale, For Trade or Wanting to Buy

Welcome to the E46Fanatics forums. E46Fanatics is the premiere website for BMW 3 series owners around the world with interactive forums, a geographical enthusiast directory, photo galleries, and technical information for BMW enthusiasts.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.

Go Back   E46Fanatics > Everything Else > The Off-Topic > General Off-Topic

General Off-Topic
Everything not about BMWs. Posts must be "primetime" safe and in good taste. You must be logged in to see sub-forums.
Click here to browse all new posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 01-10-2013, 03:32 PM   #1
honkifyoubonk
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: right there
Posts: 190
My Ride: E 6666
What are you doing with your tax return?

Its that time of year, what are yall going to be doing with your returns this year? As for me I will be setting it aside for a down payment on a house
__________________
honkifyoubonk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 03:34 PM   #2
GRIFFIN
NWS
 
GRIFFIN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1,700
My Ride: 04 330i zsp,zpp,zcw
Fleshlight with stoya pvssy insert


http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight...ht-toys/stoya/
__________________

** Removed - Please stop - Tim330i **
*NWS GIF REMOVED*
*GIF REMOVED*
* Continuing to put animated images in your sig will get you banned - Tim330i *
**You make me so horny.- Tim330i **
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedges View Post
I can honestly say that because of Griffin, i am desensitized to alot of wierd stuff!

Last edited by GRIFFIN; 01-10-2013 at 03:35 PM.
GRIFFIN is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2013, 10:32 AM   #3
mcr_driver
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: los angeles
Posts: 27,361
My Ride: my favorite two feet
Quote:
Originally Posted by GRIFFIN View Post
two things: A: how is the fleshlight gonna give you that sexy smile thing like she does and B: in for group buy
__________________
http://img164.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ken10hm2.jpg
mcr_driver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2013, 11:13 AM   #4
SamDoe1
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Minnesnowta
Posts: 3,485
My Ride: Clubs baby seals
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcr_driver View Post
two things: A: how is the fleshlight gonna give you that sexy smile thing like she does and B: in for group buy
1.) Use fleshlight.
2.) Watch Stoya POV video while using said fleshlight.
3.) ???
4.) Profit.

Last edited by SamDoe1; 01-11-2013 at 11:13 AM.
SamDoe1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2013, 12:59 PM   #5
mcr_driver
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: los angeles
Posts: 27,361
My Ride: my favorite two feet
Quote:
Originally Posted by SamDoe1 View Post
1.) Use fleshlight.
2.) Watch Stoya POV video while using said fleshlight.
3.) ???
4.) Profit.
i guess step 3 has to be sell semen to a bank...i mean it's e46fanatic semen...it may as well be the building blocks of life for success. Just look at f2b.
__________________
http://img164.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ken10hm2.jpg
mcr_driver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2013, 01:19 PM   #6
SamDoe1
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Minnesnowta
Posts: 3,485
My Ride: Clubs baby seals
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcr_driver View Post
i guess step 3 has to be sell semen to a bank...i mean it's e46fanatic semen...it may as well be the building blocks of life for success. Just look at f2b.
I'm pretty sure my instructions aren't even vaild for e46ot. All of our semen is left inside our supermodel girlfriends.
SamDoe1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 03:34 PM   #7
217Bimmer
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL
Posts: 146
My Ride: 2001 BMW 330i
nothing. i had my taxes accurately withheld from my income and didn't provide an interest free loan to the government.
217Bimmer is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 03:36 PM   #8
Show me
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: cyberspace
Posts: 3
My Ride: 330 Vert
Quote:
Originally Posted by 217Bimmer View Post
nothing. i had my taxes accurately withheld from my income and didn't provide an interest free loan to the government.
This.
Show me is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 03:52 PM   #9
casino is no lie
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: CDT
Posts: 76
My Ride: M54B30
everything! i didn't have my taxes accurately withheld from my income and provide an interest free loan to the government
__________________
casino is no lie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 04:04 PM   #10
Carskibum
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Hoboken, NJ
Posts: 3,116
My Ride: E90
Send a message via AIM to Carskibum
Quote:
Originally Posted by casino is no lie View Post
everything! i didn't have my taxes accurately withheld from my income and provide an interest free loan to the government
this.

Maybe a ford fiesta made of pcp.
__________________
Carskibum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 05:19 PM   #11
simsima325
'a certain moderator'
 
simsima325's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Hyattsville, MD
Posts: 37,764
My Ride: Honda Civic
Quote:
Originally Posted by casino is no lie View Post
everything! i didn't have my taxes accurately withheld from my income and provide an interest free loan to the government
__________________
-Brendan
simsima325 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-30-2013, 04:32 PM   #12
M3Inline6
Ain't buying any more cars!
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: In the cockpit of an M4!
Posts: 1,793
My Ride: M4 and Range Rover S
I'm just hoping that I don't owe.
M3Inline6 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-30-2013, 04:34 PM   #13
VALMONT
The De46vil's Army
 
VALMONT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: So Cal
Posts: 24,645
My Ride: 325Ci, Passat
Send a message via AIM to VALMONT Send a message via MSN to VALMONT
Quote:
Originally Posted by M3Inline6 View Post
I'm just hoping that I don't owe.
ditto
__________________
VALMONT is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 03:35 PM   #14
simsima325
'a certain moderator'
 
simsima325's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Hyattsville, MD
Posts: 37,764
My Ride: Honda Civic
nothing. i had my taxes accurately withheld from my income and didn't provide an interest free loan to the government.
__________________
-Brendan
simsima325 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 03:35 PM   #15
ngillan
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: VA
Posts: 430
My Ride: Is in a salvage yard
A whole lot of PCP! (if this is going to be that kind of thread)

otherwise, gonna pad my emergency fund a little more and then buy a 32"-42" tv for my living room so I can watch tv while I play x-box on the 50". Buying a gun or tattoo is another option.
__________________


'07 328i - Montego Blue

Dead
'84 Mercedes 190E
'95 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP
'95 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS
'99 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST
'98 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX
'99 Cadillac STS
'02 BMW 325ci
ngillan is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 03:48 PM   #16
Treburkulosis
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: somewhere
Posts: 34
My Ride: BMW
buying baby ****, its a girl Im really excited. I have 1 of each now. Just wish my son was my fiances. At least she is not crazy like my x wife.
Treburkulosis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 03:50 PM   #17
DangerousMind
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: SF Bay area
Posts: 991
My Ride: Sierra 1500 SLT
I owe taxes. FTL
__________________
DangerousMind is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 06:04 PM   #18
Lair
Modded ///Member
 
Lair's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Sea level
Posts: 321
My Ride: e90, cheap Boxster
Quote:
Originally Posted by DangerousMind View Post
I owe taxes. FTL
This.

Every year.
__________________

Quote:
Are you following him?

Yes.
Congratulations.
Lair is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 03:49 PM   #19
ryanwhite74115
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 1,778
My Ride: 2011 Hyundai Sonata
Appliances for a new home.
__________________
(\ /) or \(`–' )/
( . .)
c('')('')
ryanwhite74115 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2013, 03:49 PM   #20
Wraisil
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Acworth, GA
Posts: 216
My Ride: 2010 Infiniti G37
nothing. i had my taxes accurately withheld from my income and didn't provide an interest free loan to the government.
Wraisil is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Censor is ON





All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:11 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
(c) 1999 - 2011 performanceIX Inc - privacy policy - terms of use