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Old 01-11-2013, 10:47 AM   #1
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Girls in Yoga Pants

I went to the gym today for the first time in like 2 years. I love yoga pants on fit chicks. I did get a work out in, but all the equipment I usually use faces the fitness rooms, and they have clear glass windows. Like I'm not going to look.

Anyway, in appreciation for what I witnessed this morning, I'll link one of my favorite horny middle aged white guy websites. Most of you pervs have probably already been there...

http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:49 AM   #2
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:50 AM   #3
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What about those spandex shorts that are so small their ass hangs out?
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:50 AM   #4
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:52 AM   #5
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I think the gym is a step down to a strip club. The girls are half dressed and do all these moves. Hahaha
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:58 AM   #7
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Hahaha...Yeah, I knew you bunch of freaks had been fapping for years to that site. But it was on my mind. Specifically on my mind was the 5'3" brunette with a blue sports bra and black yoga pants about 2 sizes too small on her 110 pound frame. Fuuuuuddge.....
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:06 AM   #8
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Bro. Was this in Homewood? There's a gym in Homewood with lots of yoga pants. We used to do our group bike rides by there. Bike as in bicycle. We can move nice and slow. Mirrored glasses also helped tremendously.

And when it warms up, the Lakeshore Trail is absolutely fantastic.
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Old 01-13-2013, 03:06 AM   #9
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Bro. Was this in Homewood? There's a gym in Homewood with lots of yoga pants. We used to do our group bike rides by there. Bike as in bicycle. We can move nice and slow. Mirrored glasses also helped tremendously.

And when it warms up, the Lakeshore Trail is absolutely fantastic.
You ride man? **** we have a lot in common. I'm on a 2010 fisher Cronus for the moment, but I am over 200 pounds so it might as well be a Murray. Asses were seen in yoga pants glory at Golds Gym hwy 31.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:39 AM   #10
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^^^ This man be troofin.

Unfortunately, the uniform is sometimes donned by the less visually appealing ones. But there are plenty that wear them WELL.
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I thought it was all Daisy Dukes, bikini's on top?
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I thought it was all Daisy Dukes, bikini's on top?
Winter uniform vs summer uniform.
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