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Old 01-18-2013, 06:37 PM   #1
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Fox is to news as Housewives is to culture.

As funny as this story is, the same day Fox reported it, I bet a thousand children died of starvation, 10 were killed by drunk drivers, Obama did something good, Griff spanked one out...a million things more important happened in our world that people should know about.

All networks have that stuff in part...the cute dog story, etc...but this is getting serious. You deserve to know what's going on and should insist you be told. Rise up, Fanatics. We're evidently one of the 10 most active places on the Internet...we can stop a Fox. Let's do this people!
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Fox is to news as Housewives is to culture.

As funny as this story is, the same day Fox reported it, I bet a thousand children died of starvation, 10 were killed by drunk drivers, Obama did something good, Griff spanked one out...a million things more important happened in our world that people should know about.

All networks have that stuff in part...the cute dog story, etc...but this is getting serious. You deserve to know what's going on and should insist you be told. Rise up, Fanatics. We're evidently one of the 10 most active places on the Internet...we can stop a Fox. Let's do this people!
Thank you for that. Just kidding.
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Fox is to news as Housewives is to culture.

As funny as this story is, the same day Fox reported it, I bet a thousand children died of starvation, 10 were killed by drunk drivers, Obama did something good, Griff spanked one out...a million things more important happened in our world that people should know about.

All networks have that stuff in part...the cute dog story, etc...but this is getting serious. You deserve to know what's going on and should insist you be told. Rise up, Fanatics. We're evidently one of the 10 most active places on the Internet...we can stop a Fox. Let's do this people!
Yeah, lets single out one entity cuz the other news websites don't devote any space to drivel.

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Yeah, lets single out one entity cuz the other news websites don't devote any space to drivel.

Well, the others do report news; if Fox did any of that too, I wouldn't single it out!

I doubt many here that are smart enough to have a bmw would ever watch Fox, but just in case there are, I felt compelled to warn them. Some still don't have a clue, you know.
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Well, the others do report news; if Fox did any of that too, I wouldn't single it out!

I doubt many here that are smart enough to have a bmw would ever watch Fox, but just in case there are, I felt compelled to warn them. Some still don't have a clue, you know.
Enlighten us please, what are the reliable news sources? You can't say one is bad without giving us something to compare it to.
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Well, the others do report news; if Fox did any of that too, I wouldn't single it out!

I doubt many here that are smart enough to have a bmw would ever watch Fox, but just in case there are, I felt compelled to warn them. Some still don't have a clue, you know.
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As funny as this story is, the same day Fox reported it, I bet a thousand children died of starvation, 10 were killed by drunk drivers, Obama did something good, Griff spanked one out...a million things more important happened in our world that people should know about.

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Accolade, compare it against any other source...it doesn't matter.

But, of course, if you want a thorough accounting of the important news of the day, there are a number of sources, of course, but you should never limit yourself to just one. Try the New York Times...it's a newspaper regarded around the world as a reliable source. The Washington Post, LA Times, Chicago something or other.

Also, of course, the place a huge portion of the country gets its reliable news--The Daily Show and Colbert Report--even in the guise as entertainment, you have to know they both report things we should know that the mainstream media doesn't...either because it can't or it won't.

I admit to watching Fox years and years ago...until I started paying attention more. It's very good in how it does what it does, but once you know what it's up to, you'll never forgive it for its slighting of reliable news reporting. It's obviously nothing much more than an arm of the GOP...the PR arm. Its bias is legion; how can you not know this?
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Accolade, compare it against any other source...it doesn't matter.

But, of course, if you want a thorough accounting of the important news of the day, there are a number of sources, of course, but you should never limit yourself to just one. Try the New York Times...it's a newspaper regarded around the world as a reliable source.
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Wow, that's quite an endorsement. Thank you very much. I've always thought of myself as unique, and it's nice to know I'm one in a million, but even better, to know I'm at the tops of the million.

Really good to hear that. I hope I can live up to your lofty expectations of me.
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