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View Poll Results: Do you use an ass gasket?
Nope, a couple germs won't kill me 15 15.15%
I just wipe down the seat first 27 27.27%
Yes 22 22.22%
Wipe down + Ass Gasket + Extreme paranoia 22 22.22%
I hold it until I get home. Don't hate. 13 13.13%
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:27 PM   #1
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Ass Gaskets... Do You Use Them?

The thin paper toilet seat covers in public restrooms... do you use them? Do you just wipe down the seat first? Or do you just go for it and plop right down without worrying? Does it entirely depend on how dirty it "looks" before you make your decision?

I thought everyone used them. After asking a couple people at work (yeah, I do that), I was surprised to learn that they didn't use them because "bacteria cannot live or grow on plastic". I don't care, poo is poo whether it's living or not and I don't want someone else's funk getting on me. Wipe down + ass gasket it is.

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Old 02-07-2013, 05:41 PM   #2
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That's the first time I've heard that terminology

I just wipe and poop. NBD, if it's that dirty that I don't want to sit on it after a wipe, I certainly won't sit on it with an ass-gasket either.
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:44 PM   #3
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:45 PM   #4
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wipe + gasket

i prefer not to poo in public bathrooms.
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:47 PM   #6
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yes, but 99.5% of the time I won't go #2 in a public bathroom
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I use the ole' juvenile hall way.

Sit on it with your pants on.

Move front and back.

take pants and boxers off, sit back down and poo & pee.
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I'm with griffin.. Tho I do poop nicely in hotels feel bad for the cleaning people
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some DIRTY DIRTY bastards (all old people) work in my building... I'm talking blood stains on the seat.

I recommended these to our building manager, and he laughed. >:|
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Old 02-07-2013, 06:38 PM   #12
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I love that term, but no, I don't use one. Just wipe it down and let her rip.

Not a big fan of pooping in public restrooms although I have to make an exception for the office. It's not great but with 4x cups of coffee a day, something's gotta give.
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Work restroom? Wipe down and go.
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funny, I thought i was the only one that called them that.

I don't understand the phobias of doing 2 in the public. Put two of those suckers down. I insulate w/ a layer of TP, then the gasket.
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well if nothing else, this clears something up for me... I always wondered if the "slide" goes in the front or the back.
I put the slide in the back... hmm.
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well if nothing else, this clears something up for me... I always wondered if the "slide" goes in the front or the back.
it goes in the back? I always put it in the back, so that it hangs in the water and when you flush it pulls the rest down.

although if you put it in the front it may prevent your peen from touching the bowl or water () but it may also block your piss and splash back on you.
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I Use the first wad of paper as a wipe down and piss check test,then float it in the bowl as a splash retardant device. Then one to two strips of paper as makeshift gasket. I don't like those krinkly gaskets sliding around and touching my stuff. Getting away from the toilet when flushing is key in stalls with a photo eye flusher. Some industrial toilets flush so fast shiz spray goes everywhere.

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