Ass Gaskets... Do You Use Them?

kuksul08 · 02-07-2013, 05:27 PM

The thin paper toilet seat covers in public restrooms... do you use them? Do you just wipe down the seat first? Or do you just go for it and plop right down without worrying? Does it entirely depend on how dirty it "looks" before you make your decision?

I thought everyone used them. After asking a couple people at work (yeah, I do that), I was surprised to learn that they didn't use them because "bacteria cannot live or grow on plastic". I don't care, poo is poo whether it's living or not and I don't want someone else's funk getting on me. Wipe down + ass gasket it is.

dreamdrivedrift · 02-07-2013, 05:41 PM

That's the first time I've heard that terminology

I just wipe and poop. NBD, if it's that dirty that I don't want to sit on it after a wipe, I certainly won't sit on it with an ass-gasket either.

VALMONT · 02-07-2013, 05:44 PM

it's a free cowboy hat

VALMONT · 02-07-2013, 05:45 PM

wipe + gasket

i prefer not to poo in public bathrooms.

farmdog · 02-07-2013, 05:45 PM

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Kwando · 02-07-2013, 05:47 PM

No I sh!t at home.

Fisch330ciTopasBlau · 02-07-2013, 06:04 PM

yes, but 99.5% of the time I won't go #2 in a public bathroom

MachRc · 02-07-2013, 06:04 PM

I use the ole' juvenile hall way.

Sit on it with your pants on.

Move front and back.

take pants and boxers off, sit back down and poo & pee.

GRIFFIN · 02-07-2013, 06:12 PM

I have a phobia of pooping anywhere but my house.

awesomechinz · 02-07-2013, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

I have a phobia of pooping anywhere but my house.

I'm with griffin.. Tho I do poop nicely in hotels

feel bad for the cleaning people

pancakes · 02-07-2013, 06:37 PM

some DIRTY DIRTY bastards (all old people) work in my building... I'm talking blood stains on the seat.

I recommended these to our building manager, and he laughed. >:|

ThEnder · 02-07-2013, 06:38 PM

I love that term, but no, I don't use one. Just wipe it down and let her rip.

Not a big fan of pooping in public restrooms although I have to make an exception for the office. It's not great but with 4x cups of coffee a day, something's gotta give.

evolved · 02-07-2013, 06:46 PM

Public restroom? Yeah, most of the time.

Work restroom? Wipe down and go.

325max · 02-07-2013, 06:46 PM

funny, I thought i was the only one that called them that.

I don't understand the phobias of doing 2 in the public. Put two of those suckers down. I insulate w/ a layer of TP, then the gasket.

pancakes · 02-07-2013, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kuksul08

well if nothing else, this clears something up for me... I always wondered if the "slide" goes in the front or the back.

kuksul08 · 02-07-2013, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pancakes

well if nothing else, this clears something up for me... I always wondered if the "slide" goes in the front or the back.

I put the slide in the back... hmm.

Fisch330ciTopasBlau · 02-07-2013, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pancakes

well if nothing else, this clears something up for me... I always wondered if the "slide" goes in the front or the back.

it goes in the back? I always put it in the back, so that it hangs in the water and when you flush it pulls the rest down.

although if you put it in the front it may prevent your peen from touching the bowl or water (

) but it may also block your piss and splash back on you.

JimJai323 · 02-07-2013, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pancakes

well if nothing else, this clears something up for me... I always wondered if the "slide" goes in the front or the back.

Always learning new stuff from fanatics.....

choxor · 02-07-2013, 08:12 PM

Wipe and poop.

HiHoBrian · 02-07-2013, 08:22 PM

I Use the first wad of paper as a wipe down and piss check test,then float it in the bowl as a splash retardant device. Then one to two strips of paper as makeshift gasket. I don't like those krinkly gaskets sliding around and touching my stuff. Getting away from the toilet when flushing is key in stalls with a photo eye flusher. Some industrial toilets flush so fast shiz spray goes everywhere.

sent from my ATARI sc1224

View Poll Results: Do you use an ass gasket?
Nope, a couple germs won't kill me	15	15.31%
I just wipe down the seat first	27	27.55%
Yes	21	21.43%
Wipe down + Ass Gasket + Extreme paranoia	22	22.45%
I hold it until I get home. Don't hate.	13	13.27%
Voters: 98. You may not vote on this poll

02-07-2013, 05:27 PM	#1
kuksul08 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: California Posts: 2,081 My Ride: M3 View My Garage	Ass Gaskets... Do You Use Them? The thin paper toilet seat covers in public restrooms... do you use them? Do you just wipe down the seat first? Or do you just go for it and plop right down without worrying? Does it entirely depend on how dirty it "looks" before you make your decision? I thought everyone used them. After asking a couple people at work (yeah, I do that), I was surprised to learn that they didn't use them because "bacteria cannot live or grow on plastic". I don't care, poo is poo whether it's living or not and I don't want someone else's funk getting on me. Wipe down + ass gasket it is. __________________ Look at that subtle jet-black coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a 6mt. S54 Valve Adjustment Spreadsheet & Info: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28231781/S54...ent%20info.zip

02-07-2013, 05:44 PM	#3
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02-07-2013, 05:45 PM	#4
VALMONT The De46vil's Army Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: So Cal Posts: 21,082 My Ride: 325Ci, Passat View My Garage	wipe + gasket i prefer not to poo in public bathrooms. __________________ Garage Queen

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02-07-2013, 05:41 PM	#2
dreamdrivedrift Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ithaca, NY --> Baltimore, MD Posts: 6,352 My Ride: 99 M3 View My Garage	That's the first time I've heard that terminology I just wipe and poop. NBD, if it's that dirty that I don't want to sit on it after a wipe, I certainly won't sit on it with an ass-gasket either. __________________ Chris flickr

02-07-2013, 05:47 PM	#6
Kwando Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: London Posts: 296 My Ride: rolls Volks TE-37SL View My Garage	No I sh!t at home. __________________

02-07-2013, 06:04 PM	#7
Fisch330ciTopasBlau Yes...I do think I hate you Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Arkham Asylum Posts: 1,719 My Ride: A car. View My Garage	yes, but 99.5% of the time I won't go #2 in a public bathroom __________________ -8/21/2007 RIP Grandma -pessimum genus inimicorum laudantes: flatterers are the worst type of enemies

02-07-2013, 06:04 PM	#8
MachRc "Have some candy!!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: City of Angels Posts: 6,179 My Ride: 2003 Technik S1 M3 View My Garage	I use the ole' juvenile hall way. Sit on it with your pants on. Move front and back. take pants and boxers off, sit back down and poo & pee. __________________ Bimmerfest Potluck here!!! "The road was miles ahead..It fell away, now I'm at thee end... Just a sky, the fall, and you..I got holes in my para~chute...... Then-you-say,' never gonna find all the answers~ answers will find you..Don't know how I'll feel tomorrow~ Don't know the truth. But we can lie,.. lie.., lie.., lie here together..lie..,lie..,lie..,lie here together..'"

02-07-2013, 06:38 PM	#12
ThEnder Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 449 My Ride: has 6 gears View My Garage	I love that term, but no, I don't use one. Just wipe it down and let her rip. Not a big fan of pooping in public restrooms although I have to make an exception for the office. It's not great but with 4x cups of coffee a day, something's gotta give. __________________

02-07-2013, 06:46 PM	#13
evolved Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Saint Louis, MO Posts: 725 My Ride: 2006 Mazdaspeed 6 GT View My Garage	Public restroom? Yeah, most of the time. Work restroom? Wipe down and go. __________________ Xbox: LucasTheLush Present LPM 2006 Mazdaspeed 6 Cobb SRI//Cobb TIP//SLS Test Pipe//AWR Rear MM//AutoExe CF Grille Past 2000 BMW 323ci //Topaz Blue 2003 Evolution VIII 1995 Nissan 240sx w/ SR20DET

02-07-2013, 06:46 PM	#14
325max Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: OC, CA Posts: 244 My Ride: stock View My Garage	funny, I thought i was the only one that called them that. I don't understand the phobias of doing 2 in the public. Put two of those suckers down. I insulate w/ a layer of TP, then the gasket. __________________

02-07-2013, 08:12 PM	#19
choxor Fully Deeked Out Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,784 My Ride: An Automobile View My Garage	Wipe and poop. __________________

02-07-2013, 08:22 PM	#20
HiHoBrian Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Connecticut Posts: 946 My Ride: 05 M3 View My Garage	I Use the first wad of paper as a wipe down and piss check test,then float it in the bowl as a splash retardant device. Then one to two strips of paper as makeshift gasket. I don't like those krinkly gaskets sliding around and touching my stuff. Getting away from the toilet when flushing is key in stalls with a photo eye flusher. Some industrial toilets flush so fast shiz spray goes everywhere. sent from my ATARI sc1224 __________________

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