E46 BMW Social Directory E46 FAQ 3-Series Discussion Forums BMW Photo Gallery BMW 3-Series Technical Information E46 Fanatics - The Ultimate BMW Resource BMW Vendors General E46 Forum The Tire Rack's Tire Wheel Forum Forced Induction Forum The Off-Topic The E46 BMW Showroom For Sale, For Trade or Wanting to Buy

Welcome to the E46Fanatics forums. E46Fanatics is the premiere website for BMW 3 series owners around the world with interactive forums, a geographical enthusiast directory, photo galleries, and technical information for BMW enthusiasts.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.

Go Back   E46Fanatics > Everything Else > The Off-Topic > Love Line

Love Line

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 10-14-2009, 07:12 PM   #1
Solaris
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 27
My Ride: 2006 330ci
How Would You Get The Girl Across The Hall Into Bed?

There's a much younger girl of 19 or so who lives in the apartment room across from me (like 6 feet away). She moved in about 2 months ago and I've been waiting to see her around the complex but it rarely happens. When I do, I initiate conversation but she's friendly at best.

I'm much older than her (30+) so dating might be out of the question, but a romp in the hay might not. So...how do I go about either of the following:

A. Getting to know her better
B. Getting her in bed one crazy night

I'm really not sure how to approach this scenario since we're neighbors. Okay, give me your best advice.


Edit: BTW, if you're so young that you think this is somehow 'wrong' then don't bother posting. Believe me, when you're over 30, you will most likely be singing a different tune when it comes to dating young women.
__________________

Last edited by Solaris; 10-14-2009 at 07:19 PM.
Solaris is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 07:13 PM   #2
JJR4884
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 18,170
My Ride: BMW
wow you're a fukking creep
__________________
JJR4884 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 07:14 PM   #3
DME46
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: NJ high school girls' bathrooms.
Posts: 255
My Ride: has free candy.
She won't go for it.

She's probably already boning some guy who's 25.
__________________

embrace this moment
remember
we are eternal
all this pain is an illusion
DME46 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 08:38 PM   #4
DylloS
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: NY
Posts: 672
My Ride: nothing
people like you are the reason I don't want a daughter.
DylloS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 09:03 PM   #5
ALPINEMSIX
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Bellevue, WA
Posts: 1,246
My Ride: Msix
Send a message via AIM to ALPINEMSIX
Quote:
Originally Posted by DylloS View Post
people like you are the reason I don't want a daughter.
x100000 excactly! go find someone your own age
__________________
ALPINEMSIX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 09:07 PM   #6
350ZBOY
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Mitten
Posts: 266
My Ride: TL type S
It's a set up! don't do it.

__________________
| 2006 350Z | 2007 350Z | 2007 Nismo 350Z | 2009 Nismo 370Z | 2007 Acura TL Type S | 2008 C63 AMG
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmon_101 View Post
no offense to the owners on here, but I've never met a 350Z owner that wasn't a douche. are you a douche?
350ZBOY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 10:10 PM   #7
jailonacs99
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: USA
Posts: 499
My Ride: 2011 335is
__________________
jailonacs99 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 10:47 PM   #8
217Bimmer
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL
Posts: 146
My Ride: 2001 BMW 330i
217Bimmer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 11:02 PM   #9
Solaris
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 27
My Ride: 2006 330ci
LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.
__________________
Solaris is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 11:03 PM   #10
350ZBOY
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Mitten
Posts: 266
My Ride: TL type S
Quote:
Originally Posted by Solaris View Post
LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.
If we were older ladies, would u still wanna bone?
__________________
| 2006 350Z | 2007 350Z | 2007 Nismo 350Z | 2009 Nismo 370Z | 2007 Acura TL Type S | 2008 C63 AMG
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmon_101 View Post
no offense to the owners on here, but I've never met a 350Z owner that wasn't a douche. are you a douche?
350ZBOY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 11:49 PM   #11
DILLA
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: San Antonio, Tx
Posts: 1,398
My Ride: 330i ZHP
ask her out on a date?
__________________
LRx
DILLA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 11:50 PM   #12
Chris-TK
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sacramento
Posts: 16,309
My Ride: Mk VI GTI
__________________
K.
Chris-TK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 11:55 PM   #13
ProchaineStation
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Montreal, Canada
Posts: 4,208
My Ride: Metro, Bus, Bike
Send a message via MSN to ProchaineStation
Im dating a 14 year old
Quote:
Originally Posted by Solaris View Post
LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.
__________________
Next Stop: ProchaineStation™

Montreal, world transit & infrastructure enthusiast.
www.youtube.com/AntoDamicoShow
ProchaineStation is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2009, 11:57 PM   #14
Chris-TK
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sacramento
Posts: 16,309
My Ride: Mk VI GTI
Quote:
Originally Posted by BMWfanfromQuebec View Post
Im dating a 14 year old
__________________
K.
Chris-TK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2009, 12:25 AM   #15
ALPINEMSIX
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Bellevue, WA
Posts: 1,246
My Ride: Msix
Send a message via AIM to ALPINEMSIX
Quote:
Originally Posted by Solaris View Post
LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.
the only diff is that, the girls comes to hugh hefner and he just sits there.. you my man have been tryin to converse with this younger girl, and shes deff not feelin you.. because if she was, shed proly be over at ur spot already
__________________
ALPINEMSIX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2009, 06:54 AM   #16
Green_Shine
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: North
Posts: 373
My Ride: Back seat riding
"I'll be you're buyer"
__________________
Green_Shine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2009, 08:46 AM   #17
JoeVert
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Denver
Posts: 742
My Ride: 135i
If shes only friendly at best when you spark conversation then you don't have a chance. Your only chance is to find her a bf who will get her to fall in love with him, then crush her heart, and you be there as a rebound. bada bing.
__________________
-JoeVert
JoeVert is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2009, 09:40 AM   #18
SLVR JDM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Work
Posts: 1,522
My Ride: reclining rear seats
Have a party and invite her over as a neighborly act.
__________________


** Removed **
SLVR JDM is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2009, 11:19 AM   #19
BeRzErKaS
Registered User
 
BeRzErKaS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: LI, NY
Posts: 324
My Ride: 330ciC; Boosted E36
Send a message via ICQ to BeRzErKaS
Strange responses... Not sure what the problem is here...?

Best way to get a female neighbor into bed is to find a practical, non-date like reason to visit her apartment. An updated version of the "Can I borrow a cup of sugar?" strategy with a modern twist.

You will need to do your own leg work to advance the relationship from the Total Stranger to Casual Acquaintance stage. You're 30+ so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and skip the remedial Pimpology. Let's move on to the more advance tactics.

Through casual conversation try to figure out what she likes to watch on TV. As a young girl the chances are very high that she follows at least one of those trendy, ditsy shows that we generally don't care about (American Idol, Grey's Anatomy, etc). Your job is to fake an interest in whichever one she likes the most. On a random week night knock on her door (without prior warning) and casually inform her that your cable is out and ask if you can watch "whatever lame ass show" at her apt because you remembered her mentioning that she watches it regularly.

This is an acceptable request among young people these days. I've had two previous female neighbors knock on my door with similar requests. Most recently this cute Asian girl that lives across the hall offered to cook me and my roommate dinner if she could come over and watch House with us. Done and Done!

Anyway, as long as you're not a total sketch ball she'll probably say "Sure!" and invite you in. The goal is not to put the moves on her the first night but to engage her in decent conversation and get to know her better. If she has roommates your job is to charm them too. Close with a nonchalant effort to turn the TV night thing into a regular occurrence by saying thanks and inviting her to watch at your apt next time. If you make it to that point you're golden and should have her in the sac within a week or two.

Contingency Plan
If she declines your request to watch TV together she will most likely throw you a bone by attaching some lame excuse like "I'm about to leave" or "I have people coming over." If so, take the hint, bow out gracefully and move on to the next. No big deal.
__________________

BMW 3 Series - "Welcome to the club."

Supercharged E-dIrTy-6 325is 5sp
Drop Top E-sPorTy-6 330cic Step
BeRzErKaS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2009, 11:37 AM   #20
calialx1
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: lost in the twisties of the Bay Area, CA
Posts: 254
My Ride: FL 330i, 3000GT
^^^ good plan imo
__________________
calialx1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Censor is ON





All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:18 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
(c) 1999 - 2011 performanceIX Inc - privacy policy - terms of use