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Old 10-15-2009, 12:22 PM   #21
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Strange responses... Not sure what the problem is here...?

Best way to get a female neighbor into bed is to find a practical, non-date like reason to visit her apartment. An updated version of the "Can I borrow a cup of sugar?" strategy with a modern twist.

You will need to do your own leg work to advance the relationship from the Total Stranger to Casual Acquaintance stage. You're 30+ so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and skip the remedial Pimpology. Let's move on to the more advance tactics.

Through casual conversation try to figure out what she likes to watch on TV. As a young girl the chances are very high that she follows at least one of those trendy, ditsy shows that we generally don't care about (American Idol, Grey's Anatomy, etc). Your job is to fake an interest in whichever one she likes the most. On a random week night knock on her door (without prior warning) and casually inform her that your cable is out and ask if you can watch "whatever lame ass show" at her apt because you remembered her mentioning that she watches it regularly.

This is an acceptable request among young people these days. I've had two previous female neighbors knock on my door with similar requests. Most recently this cute Asian girl that lives across the hall offered to cook me and my roommate dinner if she could come over and watch House with us. Done and Done!

Anyway, as long as you're not a total sketch ball she'll probably say "Sure!" and invite you in. The goal is not to put the moves on her the first night but to engage her in decent conversation and get to know her better. If she has roommates your job is to charm them too. Close with a nonchalant effort to turn the TV night thing into a regular occurrence by saying thanks and inviting her to watch at your apt next time. If you make it to that point you're golden and should have her in the sac within a week or two.

Contingency Plan
If she declines your request to watch TV together she will most likely throw you a bone by attaching some lame excuse like "I'm about to leave" or "I have people coming over." If so, take the hint, bow out gracefully and move on to the next. No big deal.
Best advice yet!

What if she asks me my age though? Avoid the question and switch subjects or just tell her the truth like it's no big deal and hope it won't matter to her?
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i don't know if a romp with your neighbor would be a good idea. what if she turns out to be some psycho chick? but alcohol is usually a good way to start things off. maybe you can offer to get her beer since she's underage.
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:45 PM   #26
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maybe you can offer to get her beer since she's underage.
that just made me spit out my pop lol
anyways the tv show thing would definatly be your best bet

and about if she asks your age................. if you look younger tell her your 25 if you look older than your age just say your age
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Attractive and stable works for me...I'd rather help wifey program the stove clock than wonder if she purposely left the gas on :eek:


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Dude if few year you gonna be in 40s chasing someone who half ur age....you are a creep
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There's a much younger girl of 19 or so who lives in the apartment room across from me (like 6 feet away).
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dude its creepy when you figure out how many feet the chick lives from you
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19 year olds used to fall for the "wanna come over and watch a movie" bit...
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Switch the apartment numbers on your door with hers one night when she is out getting wasted.

When she gets home, she'll come into your apartment and BAM!

lock the door behind her
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Switch the apartment numbers on your door with hers one night when she is out getting wasted.

When she gets home, she'll come into your apartment and BAM!

lock the door behind her
You talking from a personal experience huh
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haha ^^ that just might work
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Strange responses... Not sure what the problem is here...?

Best way to get a female neighbor into bed is to find a practical, non-date like reason to visit her apartment. An updated version of the "Can I borrow a cup of sugar?" strategy with a modern twist.

You will need to do your own leg work to advance the relationship from the Total Stranger to Casual Acquaintance stage. You're 30+ so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and skip the remedial Pimpology. Let's move on to the more advance tactics.

Through casual conversation try to figure out what she likes to watch on TV. As a young girl the chances are very high that she follows at least one of those trendy, ditsy shows that we generally don't care about (American Idol, Grey's Anatomy, etc). Your job is to fake an interest in whichever one she likes the most. On a random week night knock on her door (without prior warning) and casually inform her that your cable is out and ask if you can watch "whatever lame ass show" at her apt because you remembered her mentioning that she watches it regularly.

This is an acceptable request among young people these days. I've had two previous female neighbors knock on my door with similar requests. Most recently this cute Asian girl that lives across the hall offered to cook me and my roommate dinner if she could come over and watch House with us. Done and Done!

Anyway, as long as you're not a total sketch ball she'll probably say "Sure!" and invite you in. The goal is not to put the moves on her the first night but to engage her in decent conversation and get to know her better. If she has roommates your job is to charm them too. Close with a nonchalant effort to turn the TV night thing into a regular occurrence by saying thanks and inviting her to watch at your apt next time. If you make it to that point you're golden and should have her in the sac within a week or two.

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If she declines your request to watch TV together she will most likely throw you a bone by attaching some lame excuse like "I'm about to leave" or "I have people coming over." If so, take the hint, bow out gracefully and move on to the next. No big deal.
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Switch the apartment numbers on your door with hers one night when she is out getting wasted.

When she gets home, she'll come into your apartment and BAM!

lock the door behind her
that's hilarious
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Switch the apartment numbers on your door with hers one night when she is out getting wasted.

When she gets home, she'll come into your apartment and BAM!

lock the door behind her
you would think of this
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lol at some of the comments.....

shes 19....most likely she got a facebook or myspace account....search for her....if you cant get her first and last name then keep your eye out for her mailbox...find out her first and last name....then do some research....i find pipl.com a good site to stalk people....once you get some info on her you can find out what she likes by her myspace or facebook page....and BAM....your in
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lol at some of the comments.....

shes 19....most likely she got a facebook or myspace account....search for her....if you cant get her first and last name then keep your eye out for her mailbox...find out her first and last name....then do some research....i find pipl.com a good site to stalk people....once you get some info on her you can find out what she likes by her myspace or facebook page....and BAM....your in


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shes 19....most likely she got a facebook or myspace account....search for her....if you cant get her first and last name then keep your eye out for her mailbox...find out her first and last name....then do some research....i find pipl.com a good site to stalk people....once you get some info on her you can find out what she likes by her myspace or facebook page....and BAM....your in
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