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Old 12-12-2009, 10:16 AM   #1
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The definitive truth about women from a man's perspective

Women are:

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- Stable

You can only choose up to two.


You will NEVER understand them. Get over it.
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Old 12-12-2009, 10:18 AM   #2
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unstable, she gonna kill u
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Old 12-12-2009, 10:50 AM   #6
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okay so what do you want?

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this is old, but the correct equation is:
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... you can never have more than 2 at once.
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Attractive and stable works for me...I'd rather help wifey program the stove clock than wonder if she purposely left the gas on
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I thought we could only pick 1 option. 2 is too generous.
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this is old, but the correct equation is:
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... you can never have more than 2 at once.
The problem with that is it only applies to men seeking women and therefore is not universal and definitive.
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Some women only fit into one category, but plenty fit into two.
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