the dumbest bmw advertisements/commercials ever

stapler12345 · 05-16-2009, 04:24 PM

1. BMW x3 Bruce Lee

2. 2009 Z4 commercial

3. CPO advertisement

4. BMW 330ci panty commercial

5. Other (Please specify)

stapler12345 · 05-16-2009, 04:25 PM

****. i forgot the poll option. oh wells.

kuksul08 · 05-16-2009, 04:27 PM

I kinda like the bruce lee one...

M3nthusiast · 05-16-2009, 04:36 PM

i liked 2 3 an 4

jose325i · 05-16-2009, 04:38 PM

LOL and

@ "you know you're not the first"...pure genius

jeffro3000 · 05-16-2009, 04:47 PM

I thought the X3 one was pretty cheesy. Whats wrong with the rest?

///MACHINE · 05-16-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jeffro3000

I thought the X3 one was pretty cheesy. Whats wrong with the rest?

mattcarle21 · 05-16-2009, 05:15 PM

I liked them too except the x3 one. That one would have fit with a 3-series or more sporty car.

Sneaky · 05-16-2009, 05:36 PM

Bruce Lee is intense in that commercial.

a_n9ne · 05-16-2009, 05:38 PM

lol did you guys see the file name for the pre-owned bmw one? http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/07/Buy-BMW-Get-Clap.jpg

stapler12345 · 05-16-2009, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by a_n9ne

lol did you guys see the file name for the pre-owned bmw one? http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/07/Buy-BMW-Get-Clap.jpg

lol damn i always thought my balls itched because it had the heated seats

VAMZ · 05-16-2009, 09:25 PM

LOL ive never seen the 330ci one. pretty funny

stapler12345 · 02-13-2010, 10:07 PM

look how the quadratic equation is factored in

(not a bmw sanctioned "commercial")

hoonpv · 02-13-2010, 10:43 PM

i kind of like all of them

drew-

DILLA · 02-13-2010, 10:58 PM

i liked them all.

IB RearWheelin · 02-13-2010, 11:41 PM

i always like bmw commercials...bmw don't sell their cars like americans do. You don't see them putting msrp, rebate, tax and title fees on their commercials. They actually make you put thought into buying the car. Americans just show the car and talk about how it saves gas, and tell you how much you'll be paying if you have good credit.

M7MkII · 02-13-2010, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by IB RearWheelin

i always like bmw commercials...bmw don't sell their cars like americans do. You don't see them putting msrp, rebate, tax and title fees on their commercials. They actually make you put thought into buying the car. Americans just show the car and talk about how it saves gas, and tell you how much you'll be paying if you have good credit.

it's a commercial, rather than an infomercial. If you wanna sell a product, you gotta make a commercial entertaining which is something that americans just don't get.

dmon_101 · 02-13-2010, 11:56 PM

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Sneaky · 02-14-2010, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dmon_101

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You're doing it wrong.

Only post "k" when it matters and will have an effect.

dmon_101 · 02-14-2010, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sneaky

You're doing it wrong.

Only post "k" when it matters and will have an effect.

k

05-16-2009, 04:27 PM	#3
kuksul08 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: California Posts: 2,081 My Ride: M3 View My Garage	I kinda like the bruce lee one... __________________ Look at that subtle jet-black coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a 6mt. S54 Valve Adjustment Spreadsheet & Info: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28231781/S54...ent%20info.zip

05-16-2009, 04:36 PM	#4
M3nthusiast Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SouthBay, Socal Posts: 331 My Ride: schoolbus View My Garage	i liked 2 3 an 4 __________________ BBS CH for sale. PM me

05-16-2009, 04:38 PM	#5
jose325i Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 1,261 My Ride: 08 BMW 135i View My Garage	LOL and @ "you know you're not the first"...pure genius __________________

05-16-2009, 05:36 PM	#9
Sneaky Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,951 My Ride: Fixie View My Garage	Bruce Lee is intense in that commercial. __________________ THE OFFICIAL BLACK SEDAN THREAD because Nothing breaks necks like a Black BMW. Sig by So Lowww Pictures I take OVOxo till we overdose

05-16-2009, 05:38 PM	#10
a_n9ne Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 225 View My Garage	lol did you guys see the file name for the pre-owned bmw one? http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/07/Buy-BMW-Get-Clap.jpg __________________ -Aleks large annoying gif removed

05-16-2009, 04:47 PM	#6
jeffro3000 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Huntsville, AL Posts: 2,792 My Ride: 2000 328i View My Garage	I thought the X3 one was pretty cheesy. Whats wrong with the rest?

05-16-2009, 05:15 PM	#8
mattcarle21 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: B'ham, AL Posts: 743 My Ride: is Breakin My Wallet View My Garage	I liked them too except the x3 one. That one would have fit with a 3-series or more sporty car.

05-16-2009, 09:25 PM	#12
VAMZ Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 381 My Ride: ///M3 View My Garage	LOL ive never seen the 330ci one. pretty funny

02-13-2010, 10:43 PM	#14
hoonpv Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sydney Posts: 306 My Ride: Ford Falcon View My Garage	i kind of like all of them drew- __________________ my name is James and I like to have fun!

02-13-2010, 10:58 PM	#15
DILLA Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Antonio, Tx Posts: 1,397 My Ride: 330i ZHP View My Garage	i liked them all. __________________

02-13-2010, 11:56 PM	#18
dmon_101 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diggity, CA Posts: 5,066 My Ride: has sexy fogs/shoes View My Garage	k __________________ Dealer Programmable Options \| Projector Fogs FTW There are a lot of Fs and too many Ks in the F/M/K scenario To answer your question, it's something you can find by searching the forum or using Google

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