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Old 05-03-2010, 12:51 AM   #21
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:51 AM   #22
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You call a chick your "GF" after a week of dating?
You are simply a simp . (def. #2)
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:01 AM   #25
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so dramatic.. move on
ROFL. Man, you guys are taking it harder than me!

Simp, LMFAO. How does this even relate to topic? - EDIT: You just killed my self esteem LOL
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:03 AM   #27
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how the fvck do you have a pic of her after only a week?


one answer........... creepin through her room when she was touching up her makeup the 2nd night you brought her out........... she "kinda" caught you because you don't have a good "lie" face, she called the date off, but you "lucked" out and left with one of her high school pics she never put in the yearbook


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how the fvck do you have a pic of her after only a week?


one answer........... creepin through her room when she was touching up her makeup the 2nd night you brought her out........... she "kinda" caught you because you don't have a good "lie" face, she called the date off, but you "lucked" out and left with one of her high school pics she never put in the yearbook


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or she gave it to me. but either story could work.

haha, alright guys, keep it going, im out. time to find a new 17 yr old, i mean 18 who is really 17, damnit someone my age, there we go. enjoy
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It'll be page 6 by the time I get home from work. Good idea.
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you are just looking for attention.. and figure the internet can give it to you... you found those pictures on the internets,,, who feel like pulling up the exif data? i can, but it is after 2 am, and i need to get some billable hours in, so we can charge our clients and the whole exchange of money circle can continue...
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how the fvck do you have a pic of her after only a week?


one answer........... creepin through her room when she was touching up her makeup the 2nd night you brought her out........... she "kinda" caught you because you don't have a good "lie" face, she called the date off, but you "lucked" out and left with one of her high school pics she never put in the yearbook


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she went to the bathroom, and when she came back, she saw him inserting a usb flash drive in her vagina... later on an hp photo paper sample and 37 minutes of free time created the possibility.. (this includes printing the picture, burning it, taking pictures, and posting it on the internet)... why? because you were on a one track mind to gain internet popularity.. and tried something that you though would work..
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i'm dumb
you should know better enough than posting something that annoying

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she went to the bathroom, and when she came back, she saw him inserting a usb flash drive in her vagina... later on an hp photo paper sample and 37 minutes of free time created the possibility.. (this includes printing the picture, burning it, taking pictures, and posting it on the internet)... why? because you were on a one track mind to gain internet popularity.. and tried something that you though would work..
thanks for ruining my assumption....

seriously no one is going to laugh at that anymore after what you added, you ruined it dude........ ugh i'm going to bed

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You met her only just a week ago and call her your GF? lol
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the hell kinda emo garbage termination is this?
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lmao i cant stop F5'ing and go to bed

tis all humor. but c'mon now i wanna see more oiginal chit like simp that was awesome. USB in vagina kinda works but i actually butt swiped them.
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