*** Australian Chat Thread ***

Originally Posted by freakz

i guess the wife will be angry with my new purchase!

Originally Posted by ASSAIL

u havent trained her correctly then

Originally Posted by Sherweeeny

yo casanova, how do you train the average woman to like car parts?

Originally Posted by ASSAIL

you dont need to. you just train them to keep their mouth shut and to not complain when things are bought for the car and not for her!



next question!

now now casanova, we were talking about training them about how not to get angry. being angry and opening their mouths are totally different things!
dont back out of this one!


and laurita, im glad you understood my sarcasm through text <3

Originally Posted by Wobbi

Hmm now that you say that, does that mean you have one of those drainer girlfriends and that your so ***** whipped that the only money you can spend on the car is petrol money lol

by the way, you might like this mr squiggle!

lol nah drainer girlfriends FTL

Originally Posted by laurita_31

Sorry Sherweeny, whats a woman to do. I get jealous...

My issue is to balance mods, jewlery, clothes, makeup, shoes... Its harder than you think! Somehow my car is always first

Dont worry i feel ya sista!

Originally Posted by Sherweeeny

and laurita, im glad you understood my sarcasm through text <3

You forget who your dealing with here Mr!

Originally Posted by YGOAMG

lol nah drainer girlfriends FTL



Dont worry i feel ya sista!

Phew! Im glad you understand what we have to go through

Im pretty damn proud i changed that First Stage Resistor tho! That was not an easy job... If i had to do it again i would pay someone! haha.

Originally Posted by YGOAMG

car parts to us, are what jewellery, make up and other female accessories are to women!

learn this, then it will make explaining to women much easier!



im with ASSAIL on this one

I think you need to go eat those words Peter...

I remember vividly every time a new box with a Brembo, Vorsteiner or Active logo on it arrived at my door, ahhh good times

Originally Posted by Sherweeeny

now now casanova, we were talking about training them about how not to get angry. being angry and opening their mouths are totally different things!
dont back out of this one!

women show their anger verbally. if she doesnt open her mouth or complain, you have no way of knowing she is angry..... so training her to keep her mouth shut amounts to her either not being angry or at least not showing it, which is exactly what we are talking about.


If you want a serious answer though, let her spend on her sh1t (or spend on her) as much as you spend on the car and they dont get angry.
i cant see why any female would get angry at a guy spending money on guy sh1t. My g/f doesnt care how much i spend (read: waste) on cars, and conversely i dont care how much she spends on horses, clothes, shoes etc.
the only time it would be a problem is if your spending ALL your money on car stuff etc and neglect doing anything with her..............

Originally Posted by ASSAIL

women show their anger verbally. if she doesnt open her mouth or complain, you have no way of knowing she is angry..... so training her to keep her mouth shut amounts to her either not being angry or at least not showing it, which is exactly what we are talking about.


If you want a serious answer though, let her spend on her sh1t (or spend on her) as much as you spend on the car and they dont get angry.
i cant see why any female would get angry at a guy spending money on guy sh1t. My g/f doesnt care how much i spend (read: waste) on cars, and conversely i dont care how much she spends on horses, clothes, shoes etc.
the only time it would be a problem is if your spending ALL your money on car stuff etc and neglect doing anything with her..............

haha assail, i was only busting your coconuts- however im sure this information will be quite beneficial to some others on here, so kudos

Originally Posted by Sherweeeny

haha assail, i was only busting your coconuts- however im sure this information will be quite beneficial to some others on here, so kudos

Your not refering to F Car oweners are you?

Originally Posted by AussieM3

Your not refering to F Car oweners are you?

quite the contrary actually!

believe it or not, there are a fair few people on here that dont know much about picking up!

Originally Posted by Sherweeeny

quite the contrary actually!

believe it or not, there are a fair few people on here that dont know much about picking up!

Ok Ok I get it. Lets organise a Thursday night "bit#hes drink free" night for BMW Fanatics at the Establishment Hotel. Hosted by none other than Sherweeeny and Seldo, where we can go through 101 of picking naughties at a Sydney bar.

Originally Posted by AussieM3

Ok Ok I get it. Lets organise a Thursday night "bit#hes drink free" night for BMW Fanatics at the Establishment Hotel. Hosted by none other than Sherweeeny and Seldo, where we can go through 101 of picking naughties at a Sydney bar.

*disclaimer* Neither Seldo or myself will be responsible for potential STI or STDs received by students.



............... waits for a girl nooby car geek to point out that STi stands for something that belongs on a blue car with a boxer engine and a top mount

Originally Posted by Sherweeeny

*disclaimer* Neither Seldo or myself will be responsible for potential STI or STDs received by students.



............... waits for a girl nooby car geek to point out that STi stands for something that belongs on a blue car with a boxer engine and a top mount

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Yes good point Sherwin, good rubber is very imortant especially if you go for a drive in a blue STI ....

We should start a new thread for this really.

Originally Posted by AussieM3

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Yes good point Sherwin, good rubber is very imortant especially if you go for a drive in a blue STI ....

We should start a new thread for this really.

LOL ill actually be down after my exams are over. im getting a bit tired of what i have now. girls are like music, no matter how good the song is, play them a thousand times and u just want to play another song.

you wanna make the thread seldo? put creeping in the title LOL

Originally Posted by Sherweeeny

LOL ill actually be down after my exams are over. im getting a bit tired of what i have now. girls are like music, no matter how good the song is, play them a thousand times and u just want to play another song.

you wanna make the thread seldo? put creeping in the title LOL

Ok But I thing I will Title the thread " Lurking with Intent @ Estab "

I cant tomorrow night or the following thursday, but can the one after. 24th of June. what do you reckon?

Originally Posted by AussieM3

Ok But I thing I will Title the thread " Lurking with Intent @ Estab "

I cant tomorrow night or the following thursday, but can the one after. 24th of June. what do you reckon?

OMFG. thank you so much seldo. you sparked me to check my exam timetable.

i came upon this sneaky bastard. i am SO FVCKED!!!!

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Sherwin what you studying again??

Originally Posted by the_true_jojo

Sherwin what you studying again??

bachlor of business blah blah and property!

seldo, i actually owe u a drink mate. that was a close one

Originally Posted by Sherweeeny

bachlor of business blah blah and property!

seldo, i actually owe u a drink mate. that was a close one

No Problem mate that what im here for....

Establishment lol have not been their in like 2 years.....Didnt think it was my demographic these days lol...

Originally Posted by Connections

Establishment lol have not been their in like 2 years.....Didnt think it was my demographic these days lol...

apparently these days its totally different, aka good!

been there 3 weeks in a row on a sat night. good music, good fun