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Old 08-28-2010, 10:09 AM   #1
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So today i crapped my pants (srs)

I just finished a dump and showering, got in the car on my way to my friends house. Managed to drive down the street when it happened. I farted.
At first i didn't really think much of it, i mean, it kinda sounded like a shart - but i just shrugged my shoulders and continued. I drove 1 mile and squeezed my butt cheeks together. It was wet.

So i was s(h)itting in my car like



But i didnt want to go back to my house as i was really close to my friends house.

I got to their house and knocked on the door. As i was waiting for them to open i could feel the shart running down my inner thigh. And to make it all worse - i was wearing shorts...

They opened and said Hi to his GF and pretty much ran to their bathroom with their fvcking dog chasing me trying to sniff my ass.

Sat down at the bathroom and took a dump, well it was kind of the sh!t that just runs out where you dont have to press. Looked at my boxers and they were brown all the way through like a small puddle. Tried to was them but it didn't really help.

After a 20 minute dump i got in to the living room and sat down. Now my boxers were wet/cold and full of sh!t. Their dog constantly came up to me and tried to sniff my groin area and i kept pushing it away saying 'oh your dog must have missed me' tottally red in my face.

10 Minutes later i made an excuse saying that i forgot my wallet and drove home.

Well that was my afternoon. Have you ever tried anything like it and how did you handle the situation?

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Old 08-28-2010, 10:10 AM   #2
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Old 08-28-2010, 10:13 AM   #3
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Old 08-28-2010, 10:15 AM   #4
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Old 08-28-2010, 10:17 AM   #5
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I just finished a dump and showering, got in the car on my way to my friends house. Managed to drive down the street when it happened. I farted.
At first i didn't really think much of it, i mean, it kinda sounded like a shart - but i just shrugged my shoulders and continued. I drove 1 mile and squeezed my butt cheeks together. It was wet.

So i was s(h)itting in my car like



But i didnt want to go back to my house as i was really close to my friends house.

I got to their house and knocked on the door. As i was waiting for them to open i could feel the shart running down my inner thigh. And to make it all worse - i was wearing shorts...

They opened and said Hi to his GF and pretty much ran to their bathroom with their fvcking dog chasing me trying to sniff my ass.

Sat down at the bathroom and took a dump, well it was kind of the sh!t that just runs out where you dont have to press. Looked at my boxers and they were brown all the way through like a small puddle. Tried to was them but it didn't really help.

After a 20 minute dump i got in to the living room and sat down. Now my boxers were wet/cold and full of sh!t. Their dog constantly came up to me and tried to sniff my groin area and i kept pushing it away saying 'oh your dog must have missed me' tottally red in my face.

10 Minutes later i made an excuse saying that i forgot my wallet and drove home.

Well that was my afternoon. Have you ever tried anything like it and how did you handle the situation?

Cliffs: Sharted in my pants.
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Old 08-28-2010, 10:17 AM   #6
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hmmm .. nice and wet my favorite
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Old 08-28-2010, 10:24 AM   #8
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wow. dont really have much today other than wtf would make you want to share such a story with anyone?

PS: i feel bad for your friends couch. I hope someone remembers this at a meet you attend lol
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Old 08-28-2010, 10:25 AM   #9
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way to go meng your car and now your friend's couch has your sh1t all over it.
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you still trying to sell your car, right?
Im in Denmark, car is in Miami. and i didnt sh!t on anything it stayed in within my shorts
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You should clean the car seat and couch seats. I hear that even when you fart little particles of feces will pass through your pants and onto the whatever is under you. Then, if anyone's face gets near whatever you infected, they get pink eye.

Cliffs: Don't fart on your friends pillow, they get pink eye.
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You should clean the car seat and couch seats. I hear that even when you fart little particles of feces will pass through your pants and onto the whatever is under you. Then, if anyone's face gets near whatever you infected, they get pink eye.

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