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Old 05-02-2010, 02:17 AM   #41
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That'll be perfect when her name is Jan and she looks at him like he's a retard
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:24 AM   #42
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That'll be perfect when her name is Jan and she looks at him like he's a retard
Its happened it me before just say "I meant your whole name. Is it Janice or Janiece?"
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:45 AM   #43
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Ask her for her email address and pray it is her real name or has her name in it and not something like honeybunny69@hotmail.com
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:55 AM   #44
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You: Hey, what was your name again?

Her: Um... how rude! It's Amy, you jerk!

You: Um.. yea Captain Obvious, I knew that... I meant your last name (Make her feel REALLY stupid and small for being an idiot)

Her: **embarassed** Oh, I'm sorry.... Amy Wannabangatyourplace

You: Profit
This can really backfire easily if the girl just simply replies "you already forgot my name?" and she doesn't mention it. If you bust the "yeah captain obvious whats your last name stuff" if she's skeptical which most likely she is, she can just counter with whats my first name then. see? very risky.

I prefer the have someone call with a blocked number and ask for a pretend girl method.
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:18 AM   #45
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either turn off caller id or call her with a friends phone really early in the morning and when it goes to voicemail...voila!
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:24 AM   #46
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call her princess till u introduce her to your mates and get them to introduce eachother
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Old 05-02-2010, 07:41 AM   #47
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call her princess till u introduce her to your mates and get them to introduce eachother
Ur one of those guys arent you.
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Old 05-02-2010, 07:51 AM   #48
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Ur one of those guys arent you.
if by that you mean one of those sarcastic guys, then yes
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Old 05-02-2010, 07:58 AM   #49
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if by that you mean one of those sarcastic guys, then yes
Peww. On E46f you never know lol
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Old 05-02-2010, 08:00 AM   #50
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:32 AM   #51
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This can really backfire easily if the girl just simply replies "you already forgot my name?" and she doesn't mention it. If you bust the "yeah captain obvious whats your last name stuff" if she's skeptical which most likely she is, she can just counter with whats my first name then. see? very risky.

I prefer the have someone call with a blocked number and ask for a pretend girl method.
Interesting scenario:


You: Hey, what was your name again?

Her: You already forgot my name?

You: Look, this is moving a little too fast for me. To be honest, you seem to be getting juuuuuuuust a little (high pitched and slow exaggerated voice) too attached and clingy. I usually don't ask for a girls name until the 4th date. I feel a real connection with you and I'm willing to break my rules, step out of my comfort zone and make an exception for you, being that this is our 2nd date. I just don't want to get hurt (SELL IT!)

Her: **embarassed and EROTICALLY TURNED ON** Oh, I'm sorry.... Amy Wannabangatyourplace

You: Profit
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Old 05-02-2010, 11:21 AM   #52
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there is many way but this is the easiest, get 2 phones press send simultaneously ( this will bring it right to voicemail) and it will most likely say her name. and if she texts or calls you say you lost your phone and all contacts so you dk who it is
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Old 05-02-2010, 11:25 AM   #53
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met a girl at a party, rmr everything about her but her name, have her phone number. any clever ways to figure out her name? i cant think of any..
google the phone number
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Old 05-02-2010, 11:51 AM   #54
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Old 05-02-2010, 12:47 PM   #55
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Just text her asking what's her full name and tell her it's because you're trying to find her on Facebook.
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:20 PM   #56
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call her, make sure you get her answering machine... either it will say it there, or tell her to call you back... she calls you back and says "hey it's X what's up?"
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:31 PM   #57
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haha this is good stuff.

I would go with Jon Jon on this one, as a self proclaimed player, if i were you i wouldnt wanna tell em i forgot cus it ruins the chance of getting tang.
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:44 PM   #58
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hahaha, +1.

When this happens to me, I always try googling the number. Theres a good chance that you'll find a link to a facebook wall post for a lost phone numbers group.

Otherwise... just call and pretend like you were trying to reach someone else, and then just say, "wait, who did I call?"
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Old 09-27-2010, 10:00 AM   #59
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So, I met this girl... she's great, but I forgot her name. Well, I remembered this thread so I went with the Jon Jon method but she just told me her last name. Still no first name. Luckily her last name isn't very common so I told her I didn't want to misspell it so I had het put her name/number in. Bam!
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Old 09-27-2010, 10:10 AM   #60
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something I pulled:

me: hey how are you doin? this is Clement we met the other night
her: heyy blah blah blah im a woman
me: etc
her: lets bang
me: make sandwich
her; okay let me get your address
me: Alright it's blah blah, BTW, what's your full name to put in my phone?
her: Bubba

it worked.
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