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Old 11-03-2010, 02:53 AM   #1
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The Online Dating (POF) Diaries

Well, as some of you may know (via my rolex or use the credit for something else thread) I've recently become single. Decided to give the online dating thing a try for entertainment. Made an account on POF (Plenty of Fish) and this will chronicle the dates I have with suzys from the website. Pics and stories to follow (2 dates with 2 different suzys, funny stories already, lol )



Suzy #1

Meet for dinner and drinks. 1st strike she shows up 25 min late (she did call saying she was stuck in traffic, but also said that she thought she could just go 80mph and make the 45 min drive in 30.. in rush hour traffic ).

Dinner goes decently, but she talks like she just got her tongue pierced... she didn't have a tongue ring.

Kicker of it all was at the end of the night, walk her back to her car, she parked in the same parking garage as I did. I took her parking ticket, paid the $1, and handed it back to her. Said goodnight and she followed behind me to exit the garage. I put my validated ticket in, gate goes up and I pull through... I see in my rear view mirror that she decided to piggy back me and starts to pull through! The gate comes down and slams at the top of her windshield on her jeep. Now, I'm thinking that someone that's startleted by a gate slamming on their car would stop... NOPE, she continues to give it gas and scrapes the gate across the topline of her jeep, lol. I stop and get out of my car and ask her wtf she was doing - why did you pull through, why didn't you put your ticket in?! She tells me she thought she was supposed to follow me, claims I didn't give her ticket back to her and after searching her jeep for a few seconds, finds the ticket. There will be no 2nd date.

Suzy #2

Meet up with this girl at a place called Lucky Strike - bowling, bar, and game place. Actually a really chill person, sarcastic, good sense of humor, and knows her college football.

Our teams are big rivals (UM/MSU) so there was a lot of smack talk. We bowled a few games, had a few drinks and overall had a nice time. (and yeah, she beat me 2 out of the 3 games we bowled )

Date #2 is dinner at her house this week. She claims she'll answer the door in a g-string and bra... we'll see if she's all talk.

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Old 11-03-2010, 02:58 AM   #2
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Old 11-03-2010, 03:17 AM   #3
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You are going to be a stepdaddy soon?
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Old 11-03-2010, 03:58 AM   #4
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In for stories and better pics of #1.
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Old 11-03-2010, 07:30 AM   #5
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Damn, I should do this as well... LOL
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Old 11-03-2010, 08:52 AM   #6
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in for stories and pics. you do realize that should one of these suzys find this thread you will be castrated.
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Old 11-03-2010, 01:06 PM   #7
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weak.

I'm on no website and have better stories.

you fail.


You're fuc@in9 out!
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Old 11-03-2010, 01:17 PM   #8
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POF is hilarious.
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Old 11-03-2010, 02:25 PM   #10
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Suzy's? haha. nvm.
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what a clown you are. I hope someone knows these girls and exposes you.
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what a clown you are. I hope someone knows these girls and exposes you.
Oh c'mon Solly, you are giving this guy a hardtime, but you rofl at a video of you being a dick to a chick?
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Old 11-03-2010, 03:36 PM   #13
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Only size I could pull from her profile

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weak.

I'm on no website and have better stories.

you fail.


You're fuc@in9 out!
That's good, not claiming I have the best stories of all time. I'm not e46CI. Let's hear some of yours then.

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POF is hilarious.
Dude, this site is entertaining to say the least! It's the divorcee, single mom, cougar past her prime capital of the internet.

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Suzy's? haha. nvm.
Goes back to college, all my buddies and I came up with the nickname of "Suzy" for any random girls.

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what a clown you are. I hope someone knows these girls and exposes you.
How am I a clown? I'm a single guy that's going to date, and POF and online dating for that matter is pretty freaking entertaining, just figured I'd share my stories with the girls I meet. I'm just an average guy, sharing my account on an experience.

And expose me on what exactly? I'm not claiming this to be a I hope they serve beer in hell account of what happens. I'm not using names, I've posted the same pics that they've made public on their profile, which are able to be viewed by anyone online...
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I thought you got suzy from susie-q
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Oh c'mon Solly, you are giving this guy a hardtime, but you rofl at a video of you being a dick to a chick?

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Only size I could pull from her profile



That's good, not claiming I have the best stories of all time. I'm not e46CI. Let's hear some of yours then.



Dude, this site is entertaining to say the least! It's the divorcee, single mom, cougar past her prime capital of the internet.



Goes back to college, all my buddies and I came up with the nickname of "Suzy" for any random girls.


How am I a clown? I'm a single guy that's going to date, and POF and online dating for that matter is pretty freaking entertaining, just figured I'd share my stories with the girls I meet. I'm just an average guy, sharing my account on an experience.

And expose me on what exactly? I'm not claiming this to be a I hope they serve beer in hell account of what happens. I'm not using names, I've posted the same pics that they've made public on their profile, which are able to be viewed by anyone online...
haha my fault guys, I thought you were going to share stories of how they're blowing you or whatever lol
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what a vag you are, i hope someone that knows you exposes your vagina.
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Better man than I on #1, if she wasn't showing up in a bra and gstring on date 1 being 25 minutes late, she would have been having dinner with herself.

Both cute girls though
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Haha, no, not so much. It's all good man

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Lol, she was like a box of rocks. Forgot to mention that when we walked back to her car, her driver side window was gone. I thought someone had broken in while we were eating... nope, she forgot to roll it back up after getting the ticket when pulling into the garage. Her response "oh whoops, haha"

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Better man than I on #1, if she wasn't showing up in a bra and gstring on date 1 being 25 minutes late, she would have been having dinner with herself.

Both cute girls though
Lol, I told her on the phone that the last person to show picks up the tab for dinner... there was dead silence. And if the food wasn't so damn good at this place, I would've bounced!

I did talk to her later and told her that it was disrespectful to be so late and that it essentially meant she thought her time was more valuable than mine. This was after she told me she's habitually late... something I can not handle.

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