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Old 11-11-2010, 04:58 AM   #21
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That's awesome PB! Welcome to the most challenging, yet rewarding, aspect of your life!

If you need any pointers don't hesitate to PM me.

Congratulations!
French : Pointer = Rapist.

Sorry It made me laugh.


OP : Congrats. I hope one day I'll have the balls to give life.

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Old 11-11-2010, 05:47 AM   #22
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Congrats! I too hope one day I can settle down and have some kids running around =/, remember MOM = made of money xD
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:11 AM   #23
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OP : Congrats. I hope one day I'll have the balls to give life.
That's what balls do. You don't have any? Poor fella.

Get yourself a pair of these...
http://www.neuticles.com/original.php

Useless in the life-giving sense, but you'll feel better with them jangling when you walk.
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:21 AM   #24
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That's what balls do. You don't have any? Poor fella.

Get yourself a pair of these...
http://www.neuticles.com/original.php

Useless in the life-giving sense, but you'll feel better with them jangling when you walk.
Oh... My balls are big and productive enough to make france more crowded than china... I almost made a pork jealous one day (The father of a budette makes pork livestock for a living. He showed us how he collect pork sperm. I was kinda impressed how much a pork ejacultes.This was the king pork of the stable.According to the boss, he had more than 20,000 children.)

My problem is really that I suffer acoustic huper-sensibility.

I simply can't sustain a baby crying.

To be woke up 12 time a night is simply impossible for my nerves.

That seriously bothers me a lot.
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:27 AM   #25
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Oh... My balls are big and productive enough to make france more crowded than china... I almost made a pork jealous one day (The father of a budette makes pork livestock for a living. He showed us how he collect pork sperm. I was kinda impressed how much a pork ejacultes.This was the king pork of the stable.According to the boss, he had more than 20,000 children.)

My problem is really that I suffer acoustic huper-sensibility.

I simply can't sustain a baby crying.

To be woke up 12 time a night is simply impossible for my nerves.

That seriously bothers me a lot.
your posts are the best
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Old 11-11-2010, 07:30 AM   #26
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your posts are the best
in my sig !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-11-2010, 08:23 AM   #31
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I'm very glad to hear this!

So glad, in fact...


I keed. Again, grats to the family.
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congrats dude! Get pics of your new kid once hes out!
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I am proposing opening up a Paypal fund for OP. The funds will directly be used in purchasing a farm so that OP can grow some balls.
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Old 11-11-2010, 11:54 PM   #33
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She was a difficult one and we expected that because she is our first. Labor was 21 hours. Actual pushing was 5 hours. She was so close to having sea-section but with the help of doctor using a suction device and my wife pushing like there is no tomorrow, Kaitlyn pop.

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How come when a wife or girlfriend gets pregnant people rub their belly and say congrats, but no one rubs the guy's penis and says good job?
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I was kinda impressed how much a pork ejacultes.
this thread delivers..... a baby and
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