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Old 11-03-2010, 04:04 PM   #21
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Old 11-03-2010, 04:07 PM   #23
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I told my last GF that my love and her weight are inversely related.
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Old 11-03-2010, 04:23 PM   #25
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loosen up the legs on the chairs she frequently sits on. After 2 or 3 of them break, shell get the point
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lmao @ the mental image of chubby chick breaking chair
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:12 PM   #27
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loosen up the legs on the chairs she frequently sits on. After 2 or 3 of them break, shell get the point
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:16 PM   #28
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LMAO, this is why I love E46Fanatics. I had to make a list of the funnier responses.

Q: So if your significant other is getting fat and you want him/her to lose weight, how should that be brought upon? I mean it's a very sensitive subject to talk about and you wouldn't want to hurt their feelings.


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Try to pick her up and in the middle of it go "uhhh nevermind"... she'll get the clue

take her to the gym, ask her to go running...she'll get it

talk about cholesterol and blood pressure and heathy lifestyles, etc.

Thats what my woman says to me.

Or watch the Biggest Loser with her

Buy her a treadmill for Christmas, and dieting books.
Note: Christmas is almost 2 months after you stop having sex with her, which is now.

Tell her to go look in the mirror.

take all her clothes in 4 inches

stop feeding her

That's the catch 22 for leaving a woman in the kitchen...they eat...

use "we"! i think we should eat more healthy foods. i think we should be more active. i think we should take better care of ourselves. and then take initiative and start doing these things. it will benefit you both.

Fvck more often?

Start saying things like*"don't you think you should go for the Salad instead"*whenever she orders anything at a restaurant (unless of course it IS a Garden salad).

Fill both bowls with water.

loosen up the legs on the chairs she frequently sits on. After 2 or 3 of them break, shell get the point
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:22 PM   #29
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My ex started gaining weight while we were going out. Mostly because we would always eat out when we'd hang out. Never actually brought it up to her but what I did was that whenever I would go over to her place, she'd ask if I was hungry and if I could get her something on the way. Instead, I'd go to the grocery store and pick up some chicken breast and we'd make some chicken sandwiches and side salads. Then we'd go at it for a few hours. Great workout. I told her that I was trying to eat healthy and that I'd like her to try it with me. It worked for the remainder of our relationship. Saw her a few months after we broke up. She definitely stopped eating healthy. She blew up!
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piitb. if she scolds you tell her with so much flab you have a hard time distinguishing the holes. if she doesn't say anything, you'll have to bring up her weight in a different manner, but at least now you can have buttsecks.
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Old 11-20-2010, 05:21 PM   #31
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i was dating a girl that was a little thicker then skinny... slightly chubby, but still really hot. we got drunk one night at her place and i tried to pick her up to carry her to bed. keep in mind, i'm 6'3", 230lbs. i didn't even get her completely off the couch and i said "fock that" out loud... thankfully she was drunk enough to not realize what i said. banged her a few times and moved on.
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Old 11-20-2010, 07:25 PM   #33
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Old 11-23-2010, 05:34 AM   #34
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honest communication: "Bish, you fat. Fix it."
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Old 11-23-2010, 08:54 AM   #35
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grill yourself a tasty tasty steak....make her a salad with just a couple pieces of steak on top....set table and assume she can understand the situation good luck!!!
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Old 11-23-2010, 10:25 AM   #36
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sneak up behind her and grab a handful of that squishy middle section between her hips and her rib cage. girls love that. plus it makes them eat less.
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Old 11-25-2010, 08:00 PM   #37
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kind of like a painful titty twister, but more like a muffin top twister
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1) suggest you both go for a run
2) on the way out, open front door for her to exit first
3) lock door behind her and go back to bed

should get the hint after a couple of times

this obviously only works if she exits first, genius......if you find yourself locked out of your own home more than once, you deserve to freeze your a$$ to death

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Old 12-05-2010, 05:37 AM   #39
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What's her email? I'll send her a link to this thread. She'll get the idea.
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