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Old 11-03-2010, 04:07 PM   #21
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I thought you got suzy from susie-q
LMAO my friends and I used this term back in college too.

In spanish, "sucio" literally translates to dirty but also holds the same slang as "dirty" in terms of sexuality.

I figured Suzy was just english/incognito code for a "sucia" - a dirty girl.
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Old 11-03-2010, 04:15 PM   #22
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so you're definitely going to bang number 2.
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Old 11-03-2010, 04:36 PM   #23
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so you're definitely going to bang number 2.
If she opens the door with a g-string and bra....who wouldn't?
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Old 11-03-2010, 04:40 PM   #24
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online girls are no joke... FREAKS.

they are so desperate, you'll get action on the first date almost every time
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Old 11-03-2010, 04:42 PM   #25
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:04 PM   #26
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Class of '03, yet you're still an idiot. Whats your point? Do you really think that you're somehow a god because you joined a site before someone else? ****ing nerd.
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Old 12-27-2010, 10:43 AM   #27
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online girls are no joke... FREAKS.

they are so desperate, you'll get action on the first date almost every time

My thoughts exactly. All you have to do is create an account and sit back and weed through the girls. But this site def has some heffers on it.

Message I got today from a pretty decent broad

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Hi...I haven't signed onto this thing in forever because I kept getting message from random creeps. But you're profile popped up and I decided to click on it, and I was pleasantly surprised that a normal (i hope haha) guy is on here. Well message me back if you want to chat. If not, best of luck!!

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Old 12-27-2010, 11:01 AM   #28
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lol wut if they end up being a man hahahaha
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:08 AM   #29
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Yeah that would def suck. I'm guessing I would meet her in a public place. Or you could pick her up and as shes walking to your car you have the option to speed off
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:10 AM   #30
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Or you could pick her up and as shes walking to your car you have the option to speed off
LOL I just pictured that in my head.
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:13 AM   #31
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She claims she'll answer the door in a g-string and bra... we'll see if she's all talk.
and report back
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:18 AM   #32
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LOL I just pictured that in my head.
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:41 AM   #33
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Online dating is crazy...those broads are so pent up they will jump you in the car.


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Old 12-27-2010, 11:47 AM   #34
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lol i love hearing POF stories, there are a bunch over at bodybuilding.com, subscribed for some more LOLs
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no followup on the 2nd date?
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Old 12-27-2010, 05:51 PM   #36
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Suzy #2

Sorry for the delay fellas, life has been busy lately. Well, Suzy #2 didn't answer the door in a bra and g-string, but rather a sweater, leggings and uggs... not quite the same.

Dinner turned into drinks and a movie at her place, where she also had two cats... I freaking hate cats. The one started pawing at the lining of my coat for most of the night. After a good amount of drinks we went to bed, where we were later joined by one of the cats. Crashed there for the night since I had a good amount to drink, but after jetting in the morning, that was the end of that.


Suzy #3


After taking a little break from POF for a while, got an e-mail from this Suzy.

Went out on two dates. Date #1 met up and had dinner. Anyway, after getting the initial, superficial questions and getting to know each other conversation out of the way, I kept expecting for our conversation to have some depth to it.... never happened. You know those people you meet that you just instantly have good conversation with, and are able to give each other crap back and forth - whether it be an ex gf, or just a good friend... yeah, wasn't there with this girl.

Figured maybe she was just nervous or something, we kissed at the end of the night and she asked when I was free to get together again, so I figured I'd give her another chance.

Well, on date #2 I found out she still lives with her parents (she's 28), and just started her first year teaching kindergarten at a private school... 28 and just now starting to teach (the math wasn't adding up for me)... yeah, she was a nanny beforehand. "Ohhh, so you were a babysitter?" She didn't like that too much.. Not saying I need a woman that's a CEO of a Furtune 500 company, but just someone with some passion or drive.

And to top it all off, never got a thank you for either date - I'm pretty traditional when it comes to dating, a guy paying for things, etc., but to me some appreciation is expected in return.

She was looking to get hitched soon, and our table had more personality than she did... End of that.

Suzy #4

Have a tentative plan to grab drinks on Wednesday with this girl. Will report back.

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POF cracks me up, some of those chicks have the most specific demands ever. The list of people that cannon contact them them excluded probably 95% of the members.
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POF cracks me up, some of those chicks have the most specific demands ever. The list of people that cannon contact them them excluded probably 95% of the members.
like this girl:


Please only contact me if........
You currently look like your pictures.
You have at least a few pictures posted, if not please send the link to your f.b.
You're in really good shape (by in shape I mean BIG muscular, not like you can run a mile...)
You're white.
You've read my profile.
NO HUNTERS
If I wouldnt talk to you at a bar I'm not going to talk to you on here(and again, by talk to you I dont mean I would tell you I dont want to talk to you, I mean I would actually have a convo with you).
I find about 1-2% of men on this site attractive, and that small percentage is the only reason I havent deleted this profile yet. I recieve ALOT of email, which is why I'm being SO specific about what I'm looking for. I'm not a cam girl, I'm not fake so lets just be real about emailing me.
If you're looking for a bootycall I'm not your girl, just save us both the time and dont contact me if thats what you're looking for.
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Please only contact me if........
You currently look like your pictures.
You have at least a few pictures posted, if not please send the link to your f.b.
You're in really good shape (by in shape I mean BIG muscular, not like you can run a mile...)
You're white.
You've read my profile.
NO HUNTERS
If I wouldnt talk to you at a bar I'm not going to talk to you on here(and again, by talk to you I dont mean I would tell you I dont want to talk to you, I mean I would actually have a convo with you).
I find about 1-2% of men on this site attractive, and that small percentage is the only reason I havent deleted this profile yet. I recieve ALOT of email, which is why I'm being SO specific about what I'm looking for. I'm not a cam girl, I'm not fake so lets just be real about emailing me.
If you're looking for a bootycall I'm not your girl, just save us both the time and dont contact me if thats what you're looking for.
lol yep.
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