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Old 12-27-2010, 10:42 PM   #41
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Old 12-28-2010, 12:39 AM   #42
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LMAO my friends and I used this term back in college too.

In spanish, "sucio" literally translates to dirty but also holds the same slang as "dirty" in terms of sexuality.

I figured Suzy was just english/incognito code for a "sucia" - a dirty girl.
Haha, I'm definitely going to start using "sucia" .... will spanish women be pissed at me if I use it?

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POF cracks me up, some of those chicks have the most specific demands ever. The list of people that cannon contact them them excluded probably 95% of the members.
Haha, seriously, it's ridiculous the requirements these suzys have to message them.

Oh, and here's a little taste of Suzy #3, and no, I don't have more pics, this was the only semi-fun one she sent me...
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Old 12-28-2010, 01:35 AM   #43
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suzy#3 has potential for fun she looks like she can use a good "workout"
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Old 12-28-2010, 02:08 AM   #44
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And to top it all off, never got a thank you for either date - I'm pretty traditional when it comes to dating a guy paying for things, but to me some appreciation is expected in return.
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Old 12-28-2010, 03:13 AM   #45
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Old 12-28-2010, 03:34 AM   #46
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Old 12-28-2010, 03:52 AM   #47
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I know you said you spent the night at one chick's place, did you get to smash? Getting pix like that from #3 should = smash and #1 was so dumb, it should = smash. You should at least be 2 of 4. What can I say, I'll be the one to ask the questions some won't. Maybe I'll sign up with POF just for the hell of it.
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Old 12-28-2010, 04:17 AM   #48
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I know you said you spent the night at one chick's place, did you get to smash? Getting pix like that from #3 should = smash and #1 was so dumb, it should = smash. You should at least be 2 of 4. What can I say, I'll be the one to ask the questions some won't. Maybe I'll sign up with POF just for the hell of it.


Haha, fellow new yorker. It's easier I think, here in NY. 9M people on an island that's not that big.
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Old 12-28-2010, 10:07 AM   #49
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Oh, and here's a little taste of Suzy #3, and no, I don't have more pics, this was the only semi-fun one she sent me...
I'm fascinated by how you guys get these girls you barely know to send scantily clad pics of themselves. That's never been part of my game and I honestly don't understand it.

Like in this case, you went on two dates and had poor chemistry. So how did you pull this off? At what point in the "getting to know you" process did you demand more pics with less clothes?

Do you just say: So, gotta any naked pics you want to send me??

lol... seems creepy... but also seems to work...
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Old 12-28-2010, 10:27 AM   #50
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Thanks for the entertaining thread, but I must say, based on your enthusiasm and expectations, these girls don't seem to be doing any better than you are.

Maybe we should check the purse forum for their threads?
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Is there a "girls I banged in vegas stories Thread" yet?
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Old 12-28-2010, 10:39 AM   #52
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Please only contact me if........
You currently look like your pictures.
You have at least a few pictures posted, if not please send the link to your f.b.
You're in really good shape (by in shape I mean BIG muscular, not like you can run a mile...)
You're white.
You've read my profile.
NO HUNTERS
If I wouldnt talk to you at a bar I'm not going to talk to you on here(and again, by talk to you I dont mean I would tell you I dont want to talk to you, I mean I would actually have a convo with you).
I find about 1-2% of men on this site attractive, and that small percentage is the only reason I havent deleted this profile yet. I recieve ALOT of email, which is why I'm being SO specific about what I'm looking for. I'm not a cam girl, I'm not fake so lets just be real about emailing me.
If you're looking for a bootycall I'm not your girl, just save us both the time and dont contact me if thats what you're looking for.
what does she look like?

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I'm fascinated by how you guys get these girls you barely know to send scantily clad pics of themselves. That's never been part of my game and I honestly don't understand it.

Like in this case, you went on two dates and had poor chemistry. So how did you pull this off? At what point in the "getting to know you" process did you demand more pics with less clothes?

Do you just say: So, gotta any naked pics you want to send me??

lol... seems creepy... but also seems to work...
90% of the time it's to show their friends
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Old 12-28-2010, 10:50 AM   #53
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I'm fascinated by how you guys get these girls you barely know to send scantily clad pics of themselves. That's never been part of my game and I honestly don't understand it.

Like in this case, you went on two dates and had poor chemistry. So how did you pull this off? At what point in the "getting to know you" process did you demand more pics with less clothes?

Do you just say: So, gotta any naked pics you want to send me??

lol... seems creepy... but also seems to work...
LOL! One time I was texting this chick I used to work with and she sent me some topless phone pics. The overall experience was nothing special. It appeared she had taken the pics before, for who knows what purpose, the camera was bad and her bathroom was ass ugly. Had she not done that, I'd have probably taken her out.
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what does she look like?



90% of the time it's to show their friends

You have to figure that girls know this by now, right? So what's in it for them??

See, if you guys are secretly camwh0ring yourselves too by spamming these broads with c0ck pics then that might explain it. But if so, that's a pretty huge piece of the story that always seems to get left out...

Conveniently enough.

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LOL! One time I was texting this chick I used to work with and she sent me some topless phone pics. The overall experience was nothing special. It appeared she had taken the pics before, for who knows what purpose, the camera was bad and her bathroom was ass ugly. Had she not done that, I'd have probably taken her out.
haha, so you didn't ask her for them?

So it was like a drunk text but with nudes attached? I have yet to be so lucky.
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Old 12-28-2010, 12:00 PM   #55
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Old 12-28-2010, 12:23 PM   #56
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haha, so you didn't ask her for them?

So it was like a drunk text but with nudes attached? I have yet to be so lucky.
I didn't ask. We might have talked about her and whether she's changed since the last time I saw her (she put on some weight actually) and sizes of different assets, when... *ding* pic comes in. She didn't have to be asked, she wanted an excuse to send them. Neither of us was drunk. I think.
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Haha, I'm definitely going to start using "sucia" .... will spanish women be pissed at me if I use it?


They most likely will, unless you can pull off teh jokes. I've gotten away with saying some rude things and then playing it off like I didn't exactly know it meant "that." I mean, as long as u don't say sh1t like that as an opener, you're good, lol.
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Is that cash sticking out of the bottom of the bra???? Tell us the truth....you know you met her at "The Bing"
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