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Old 02-24-2011, 12:32 PM   #9061
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How's that a win ?

What i'd want in a girls should be 40% tits 40% STFU and 20% of some parts of that diagram.
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Old 02-24-2011, 12:53 PM   #9062
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Old 02-24-2011, 12:55 PM   #9063
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Old 02-24-2011, 01:02 PM   #9064
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Old 02-24-2011, 01:03 PM   #9065
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Old 02-24-2011, 01:16 PM   #9066
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Old 02-24-2011, 01:36 PM   #9067
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surprised tampons weren't on that list...

or 'tampans' as the author would probably spell it.
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Old 02-24-2011, 01:38 PM   #9068
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Ok, three step process.

1: Climb out from under a rock
2: Open the internet to youtube
3: Type in "Short skirt, long jacket"
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Thank you , never heard that in sweden before.
Might be an american thing :
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Old 02-24-2011, 01:41 PM   #9069
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Swedes are silly... in an 'isolated off from the rest of the world' kind of way.
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Old 02-24-2011, 02:23 PM   #9070
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Swedes are silly... in an 'isolated off from the rest of the world' kind of way.
is this what you mean?
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Old 02-24-2011, 02:51 PM   #9071
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My First Condom

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of
guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in
town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was
Delores) knew what they were for.


She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see
that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the
package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No,
not really.'


So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight
and secure


I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store
to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked
to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back
room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and
laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.


Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my
mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom
on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much
time.'



So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.


She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on,
Vince?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.



She then beat the $hit out of me....


Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight
and secure


I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store
to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked
to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back
room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and
laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.


Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my
mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom
on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much
time.'



So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.


She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on,
Vince?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.



She then beat the $hit out of me....


Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
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Old 02-24-2011, 04:28 PM   #9075
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Old 02-24-2011, 05:53 PM   #9078
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