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Old 04-20-2011, 03:32 PM   #1
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Text this to girls for guaranteed sex (srs)

Taken from bodybuilding.com...

you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: ---
you: coming over now (regardless of what she says)
her: ---
you: 1. success (no longer alone), 2. lulz (forever alone)



Fun game - provides serious lulz. Will try one now and will upload...
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Old 04-20-2011, 03:35 PM   #3
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you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since you'r good looking and I drive an 11 year old BMW, why havent we banged yet?
her: ---
you: coming over now (regardless of what she says)
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you: 1. success (no longer alone), 2. lulz (forever alone)
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you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: ---
you: coming over now (regardless of what she says)
her: ---
you: 1. success (no longer alone), 2. lulz (forever alone)



Fun game - provides serious lulz. Will try one now and will upload...
I've got someone in mind I want to try this one


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Yeah, I actually know girls this would work on, which is making me reassess my life and the kinds of people I hang around with.
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waiting for lulz...
The girl I have in mind gave me her number, but I never gave her mine... nor have I bothered to call her since . I do know where she lives though... and she's been in my place. So this could be creeptacularlly hilarious.
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lol thats funny me and my buddy used to play the same game only it went like this :

Me: hey what's up?
her: nothing how have you been?!
Me: great, thanks. so hey I was wondering, when are you gonna let me tap that ass?
her: huh? are you serious? etc.
Me: what do you mean am I serious? You in or what?!!
her: 1. okay, where? 2. fvck off!

either way, you win. as long as it's a chick you don't really care about.

Me and my best friend did this for like 6mo and would keep track of how many we actually banged with a point system included.

Haha those were the days
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