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Old 04-18-2011, 01:02 PM   #201
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Old 04-19-2011, 02:36 AM   #207
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i was just thinking:
the human race has become more and more compassionate over time. 1000 years ago, we were raping and pillaging each other's land just to get as much land as possible. 300 years ago we were still enslaving fellow human beings. if we ever become compassionate enough to go vegan as a society, i dont wanna live in that future
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the human race has become more and more compassionate over time. 1000 years ago, we were raping and pillaging each other's land just to get as much land as possible. 300 years ago we were still enslaving fellow human beings. if we ever become compassionate enough to go vegan as a society, i dont wanna live in that future
"we were raping and pillaging each other's land" Israel, Iraq

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i was just thinking: ...if we ever become compassionate enough to go vegan as a society, i dont wanna live in that future
Like I tell my vegan friends: Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are things food eats...
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