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Old 05-04-2011, 02:33 PM   #241
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Me and 3 friends sh1t in a girls pool while our other friend was fuucking her in the ass. We wiped with beach towels.
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Wow.. That's crazy.

Did you cover it with dirt like cats do?
Pretty much. I was still hammered so it was hilarious and natural.
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Old 05-04-2011, 02:35 PM   #242
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Don't threaten me with a good time.

Pretty much. I was still hammered so it was hilarious and natural.

Dude I'll **** on anything, anywhere, anytime.
my fav. is the MC Hammer in the wood's - or just finding a big ol tree to lean your back against.
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Old 05-04-2011, 02:39 PM   #243
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my fav. is the MC Hammer in the wood's - or just finding a big ol tree to lean your back against.
The greatest weird shiit I've taken was at the back of a security post, on top of the Cristo, the Jesus statue in Brazil.

Too bad it wasn't that much actual poo. Just.. a cool spot I guess.
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Old 05-04-2011, 04:29 PM   #244
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my fav. is the MC Hammer in the wood's - or just finding a big ol tree to lean your back against.

If you MC Hammer in the woods, and theres nobody there to smell it....Did the Hammer really fall?...
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Old 05-04-2011, 05:08 PM   #245
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^^ lol...

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Old 05-04-2011, 05:16 PM   #246
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I watched my girl's mom die today. She moved after being dead for a least an hour. I thought "zombie" Thanks OT.
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Old 05-04-2011, 05:32 PM   #247
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:15 AM   #248
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It's a good thing canadian geese don't poop while flying.

The last thing I need is some giant dinosaur bird dropping a half pint of putrified grass and insects on my hood when I least expect it.

ugh... Imagine the cleanup. I bet carwashes would be more expensive. Roof of my house would be mess. Sidewalks too. Umbrellas would need to be built tougher. What a mess.

And why don't we eat canadian geese? They don't look very difficult to catch. All they do is stand around chiillin all day. I bet I could run one down on foot. I'm sure I could. I should try.

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It's a good thing canadian geese don't poop while flying.

The last thing I need is some giant dinosaur bird dropping a half pint of putrified grass and insects on my hood when I least expect it.

ugh... Imagine the cleanup. I bet carwashes would be more expensive. Roof of my house would be mess. Sidewalks too. Umbrellas would need to be built tougher. What a mess.

And why don't we eat canadian geese? They don't look very difficult to catch. All they do is stand around chiillin all day. I bet I could run one down on foot. I'm sure I could. I should try.

I will try.
they will **** your **** up FYI... especially if they have goslings around. they have a very tactical low flying "fly by" that they will do if you get too close - I have had this issue while golfing during the year.

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^^ lol...

My thought of the day is, Why the F is my beard red and my hair blonde.
I have dark brown hair and my beard is red around my chin and mustache area.....it's very strange.
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Yeah, all the fluids in her body were shifting around and it caused her to move. Her mouth opened, eyes opened, and head tilted on the pillow.
Freaked me out. Made me think about the zombie threads.
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Old 05-05-2011, 01:07 PM   #252
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Old 05-05-2011, 01:17 PM   #253
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Griffin, if you're gonna do it, listen to someone with experience.

Order the California burrito add guacamole.

The french fries will give you enough resistance to create the feeling of a clitoris. The Carne asada will feel nice when you enter. The guacamole... Well I don't think I have to explain that one.
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Order the California burrito add guacamole.

The french fries will give you enough resistance to create the feeling of a clitoris. The Carne asada will feel nice when you enter. The guacamole... Well I don't think I have to explain that one.
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Why do women smoke their eyes to make them darker, and bleach their buttholes to make them lighter?
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Because fuccking a black hole is terrifying.

What if you what you put in doesn't come back out?
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Because fuccking a black hole is terrifying.

What if you what you put in doesn't come back out?



Plus I rather look at a bleached brown eye then a black hole when I'm doggy style..

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