**THE PANDUB - B1tch, you done scuffed my Nikes**

I love the cheek in tongue mockery of the stance nonsense. I've always felt it made E46s (which still, despite their price tag, have a classy set of body lines) look cheap. To do the stance nonsense on pandub makes much more sense.

Yeah that's right Chase!

BALLER STATUS XTREME CUSTOM RETRO-FIT HATER-BLOCKIN' PRO FORM LAKE TITTYCACA!

Kpeng STANCE Prince, Stance theory completely achieved with ease

kpeng even has stance on his niece's tricycle!!!

Ehhh....don't like it. Been to dubs at the beach or H20?



That E30 is poppin though!

martin luther kinged out

Originally Posted by Ring Taxi

Ehhh....don't like it. Been to dubs at the beach or H20?



That E30 is poppin though!

This is next level Stance. So stanced, it doesn't look stanced to the unstanced eye. Trust me though, it's stanced. We have zip ties. True indication of stance.

So stanced, it doesn't look stanced to the unstanced eye

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This thread will be looked by class of 2016 as the Stance bible of god, worship kpeng and his stance kigdom please dont ever doubt the greatness of the stance achiver such as the Prince of Stance, shows come to stance cars,no need to attend.

Originally Posted by francogt1

This thread will be looked by class of 2016 as the Stance bible of god, worship kpeng and his stance kigdom please dont ever doubt the greatness of the stance achiver such as the Prince of Stance, shows come to stance cars,no need to attend.

You're right. What have I done...years from now this thread will be looked upon as serious, and the Kpeng name...synonymous with excellence, quality, and awesome will be tainted by stance.

Fuck.

should have sanded down that curb rash and then painted. Looks good...love the name

Originally Posted by Custom3

should have sanded down that curb rash and then painted. Looks good...love the name

No man, we're keeping it real. Stance is all about accepting who you are, and finding beauty and art in everything. It's not just an artform, it's a lifestyle.

Ken,

The following should not be taken as a racial argument.

Your stanceness is reaching, nay, surpassing Mike Burrow levels. As a friend, I advise you to contract a safety advisor to keep you from harm.
I've heard stories of car enthusiasts achieving such levels of stanceness and unfortunately, not living to tell the stance tale. I love you, and it is because stance car that I need you to purchase the following:

- DOT approved helmet
- ostrich skin (3'x3')
- a lactating cat
- 6 lbs of plantain peals
- a ratchet
- 14 freshly picked pre-schoolers (gender will not matter at the time of the ritual)
- a freshly cut appendage from one of the pr..

oh fuuck,

the popo's.



brb.

Gheybe, I have the lactating cat and the ostrich skin, but I'm having difficulties with the plantain peels...am I doomed? The Stance Wizard also told me to get some asparagus, a jar of manure, and some cactus. Am I going to get stancer?

Originally Posted by M3_Aaron

offset/camber/tire specs?

15x7 +38 195/50/15

Camber isn't adjusted and hasn't been measured, the car can't get on most alignment racks because of it's stanceness and besides, cars this stance don't care about or need an alignment.

Fenders were rolled with the wood end of a stance hammer and ride height is 21" from the ground to the highest point on the fender arch, up from 20.5" with the steelies.

lame ass thread
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Originally Posted by kpeng

Gheybe, I have the lactating cat and the ostrich skin, but I'm having difficulties with the plantain peels...am I doomed? The Stance Wizard also told me to get some asparagus, a jar of manure, and some cactus. Am I going to get stancer?

Ken,

God speed.

I've never traveled this far into Stanceland. This is unknown territory my friend.

May the Blood of the Stancer be with you.

PS,

bring a souvenir.

Originally Posted by kpeng

Gheybe, I have the lactating cat and the ostrich skin, but I'm having difficulties with the plantain peels...am I doomed? The Stance Wizard also told me to get some asparagus, a jar of manure, and some cactus. Am I going to get stancer?

Even though I am eighteen and my eye has not yet been trained to the stance scene, I can see you are king of this stanceology sort of thing, so ill let you go knowing , I dont know much, Mr.? Dr.? Mrs.? Kpeng. I am just so new to this sort of thing.

Originally Posted by NYC'z Mr.e46

lame ass thread
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What's the matter? Don't get your stancies up in a bunch.

Originally Posted by Gheybe

Ken,

God speed.

I've never traveled this far into Stanceland. This is unknown territory my friend.

May the Blood of the Stancer be with you.

I am most grateful my dear friend. I hope that under these circumSTANCEs, I can withstance the stancer.

Originally Posted by M1992

Even though I am eighteen and my eye has not yet been trained to the stance scene, I can see you are king of this stanceology sort of thing, so ill let you go knowing , I dont know much, Mr.? Dr.? Mrs.? Kpeng. I am just so new to this sort of thing.

That's Emporer Kpeng to you. Stance is not taught, you are born with it. You're either stance or you're not.