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Old 06-16-2011, 02:01 PM   #13141
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Pretty funny. That's a house centipede. Their bite is about as bad as a bee sting.
I was pretty sure they don't bite; and are generally good to have around to PREVENT spiders lol.

One time I turned on my kitchen light over my sink and one was just chillin in the sink eating leftovers.



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Old 06-16-2011, 02:09 PM   #13144
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:55 PM   #13146
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:56 PM   #13147
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I swear man canada looks cooler and cooler everytime I hear about it. I need to get my ass over there.
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