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Old 06-23-2011, 10:56 PM   #1
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sorry this is more likely PG13
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Old 06-23-2011, 10:59 PM   #2
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I would battle a pack of wolverines in a porta potty with my hand tied behind my back, yielding nothing but a shake weight taped to my forehead, just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie.
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Old 06-23-2011, 11:02 PM   #3
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Old 06-23-2011, 11:09 PM   #5
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thats fawkin nasty. her nipples have got to be 3.5" in diameter. i want to vomit.
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old, but better. take out spaces

http://fun.net.pl/_fun/Zestawy_2009/...nnifer-lopez-p u s s y.jpg
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Old 06-23-2011, 11:33 PM   #7
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I had such an erection coming into this thread... and always imagined her nips to be the size of dimes with a nice toasty brown to them with limited diameter.

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Old 06-23-2011, 11:34 PM   #8
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old, but better. take out spaces

http://fun.net.pl/_fun/Zestawy_2009/...nnifer-lopez-p u s s y.jpg
just post the pic, link no work. (even after i took out spaces)
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Old 06-23-2011, 11:37 PM   #9
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I was imagining it to be a lighter brown to pinkish in color.
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Old 06-24-2011, 12:07 AM   #10
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those nipples have been licked & sucked by ben affleck etc.
pepperoni nipples ftl
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Old 06-24-2011, 12:23 AM   #11
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lol I was thinking by her twins.. but yours is funnier. I feel sorry for y'all dudes.. cause this is normal. 40yr old teets. And it goes down hill from that.


But I think this is a PS job.

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repost. Check the Griffin Challenge thread.
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I would battle a pack of wolverines in a porta potty with my hand tied behind my back, yielding nothing but a shake weight taped to my forehead, just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie.
^^^^^from this^^^^

i can tell that this man is as serious as a heart attack about wanting a piece of j-lo. If you are between this man and j-lo at any time..... consider yourself dead. that sir was a great way to put your desperation
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Old 06-24-2011, 01:25 AM   #16
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just post the pic, link no work. (even after i took out spaces)
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Old 06-28-2011, 10:51 PM   #20
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I guess it's fun to watch people arguing over something unrelated to the topic in my thread. I've done that lol
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