What have haters done to your BMW??

A few fairly deep scratches..looks like they're from a key, but can't be sure. Also have a nice sized dent in my roof, it's in a spot where its unlikely to be from anything while driving and there's no scratches/chips where it is. The parking lot is open with no trees and whatnot so I believe it was the work of a person. Other than those two things I've been fairly fortunate.

Next door neighbor backed into my bumper so its never been aligned perfectly, but I wouldn't call that hate even though we don't get along at all!