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Old 09-20-2011, 10:18 AM   #121
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How the f*** am I supposed to know if a girl screws black guys or not? I know some white chicks that only f*** black guys. Some black girls that only f*** white guys.

Actually I just met this really attractive black girl last weekend. I never dated a black girl before, she is from England. OMG, her body is out of this freaking world, she does not even workout, I have no idea how she could have a six pack and beautifully curved a$$ without working out. I'm a little nervous though. Not sure what to expect when I take her panties off.
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Old 09-20-2011, 10:44 AM   #122
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This b**** ain't from England, looks like she is from Toronto.

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My mistake, that was a picture of her daughter.
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How the f*** am I supposed to know if a girl screws black guys or not? I know some white chicks that only f*** black guys. Some black girls that only f*** white guys.

Actually I just met this really attractive black girl last weekend. I never dated a black girl before, she is from England. OMG, her body is out of this freaking world, she does not even workout, I have no idea how she could have a six pack and beautifully curved a$$ without working out. I'm a little nervous though. Not sure what to expect when I take her panties off.
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You guys are freaking me out, I don't think I'll raw dog it even after I get her tested. $hit, what am I gonna tell her if she wants to give me head. I need to ask her nicely to use a flavored condom.

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