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Old 09-24-2011, 02:53 AM   #41
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:56 AM   #42
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wow so my Friday night just ended prematurely so to speak. Went on a date with a girl I met 2 weeks ago, this was our third night going out. Anyways, wasn't feeling too good all day, and probably should of called off the night but manned up and picked her up. Anyways, she made a joke and i laughed a bit and liquid poo came out unintentionally. I quickly told her that i had to make an important call to my dad and stepped aside to the washroom, i could feel the poo dripping down my leg on the way over. Anyways i locked myself in the stall and txted my buddy to see if he can come over to the restaurant and drop off a pair of his boxers for me to use, he said to Eff off thinking i was kidding. Then called my brother to help me but he didn't pick up. So I took off my boxers but unfortunately there was poo on my jeans and it smelled pretty bad so I snuck out the back door, turned off my phone and booked it home. Tomorrow is going to be an interesting day when i turn my phone back on lol...i think ill masterbate to a picture of her in a bit and report back, not the way i pictured the night ending but atleast ill still be able to cum on her face.
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Old 09-24-2011, 03:48 AM   #43
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Old 09-24-2011, 04:19 AM   #44
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lol dude i feel so bad for you...really sorry that happened.

i initially thought the only way to get yourself out of this and make it seem somewhat believable was to punch yourself and say you got mugged like others are saying haha but dude, tell her your dad got into an accident and was put on life support..you know God forbid that actually happens but i seriously think she will buy it and shell take you up on another date if you really want to try again lol
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Old 09-24-2011, 04:32 AM   #45
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LMFAO...too funny. I'd like to know what she thought of this whole thing....if she'll still speak to you
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Old 09-24-2011, 05:59 AM   #46
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hmmm whereabouts in Seattle?...I was there just now..maybe I could have took over for you..or brought you boxers
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Old 09-24-2011, 08:06 AM   #47
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Old 09-24-2011, 09:01 AM   #48
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So I guess no one else realizes this is a joke?
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Old 09-24-2011, 09:09 AM   #49
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Old 09-24-2011, 09:12 AM   #50
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Sounds like you had a pretty shitty date
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Old 09-24-2011, 09:21 AM   #51
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Is this the second time you've done this!? I swear you told us the same thing a couple weeks/months ago...
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Why didn't you rinse your pants off in the bathroom and feted it with the hand dryer?
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Old 09-24-2011, 10:07 AM   #53
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Why didn't you rinse your pants off in the bathroom and feted it with the hand dryer?
Walk into washroom, see guy washing pants in sink, then waiting an hour to try to dry that heavy mofo with a stupid air dryer that keeps stopping every few seconds.

I'd imagine the overall smell would still be with him until he got out of those clothes and showered. Girl would smell it on im and get turned off faster than porno when someone walks in.
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I sat in vomit one night at a bar. I tried washing my shorts in the bathroom but it didn't get rid of the stink. The place was kind of divey so I dropped my pants and drank in my boxers. It was really the only option; giving up wasn't in the picture and I had no way to get home to change. Had you gone that route I guarantee the date would have ended well.
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Old 09-24-2011, 12:06 PM   #55
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sorry for the late update guys: my night was horrible i think i went to the washroom every 30 min all throughout the night, i definately ate something bad earlier on the day that caused me to have the runs. wiped my ass so much that it started to bleed. got worried and didn't know what to do so got my mom to check it out for me. anyways im feeling better this morning, just turned on my phone and didnt receive any delayed txt or voicemails which is a good thing. She must be furious though considering i had all the intention to pay for dinner last night and ordered the most expensive dishes and bottle of wine...oops, i dont even think she brought a wallet either last night
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sorry for the late update guys: my night was horrible i think i went to the washroom every 30 min all throughout the night, i definately ate something bad earlier on the day that caused me to have the runs. wiped my ass so much that it started to bleed. got worried and didn't know what to do so got my mom to check it out for me. anyways im feeling better this morning, just turned on my phone and didnt receive any delayed txt or voicemails which is a good thing. She must be furious though considering i had all the intention to pay for dinner last night and ordered the most expensive dishes and bottle of wine...oops, i dont even think she brought a wallet either last night
She's locked down for not having the $ to pay the bill...that's why you did not get a callyou probabley won't be getting any booty from her so keep jacking to her pic
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So I guess no one else realizes this is a joke?
yeah, kind of seems like she would have hit up his cell. Also, what girl doesn't bring her wallet on a date???
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