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Old 07-31-2011, 04:11 PM   #321
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I want to move to cali, how much is a 3000sqft house around socal ? i was told about fresno area
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Old 07-31-2011, 04:13 PM   #322
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Old 07-31-2011, 08:05 PM   #323
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2 hours later after i got call from the person ends up i did text the right person brap
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:56 AM   #326
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:14 AM   #327
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:17 AM   #328
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wasssssssuuupp!!
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since we're both good looking people, why haven't we banged yet?
no, i'm good looking
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Old 11-04-2011, 02:23 PM   #329
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We need MOAR!!!!!!! lol im going to try this again
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Old 11-04-2011, 03:29 PM   #330
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Old 11-05-2011, 11:49 AM   #331
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Old 11-11-2011, 09:18 AM   #332
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I wish I could do this, probably this weekend while I'm drunk, I'll send it to my wife first so when my female friends call her, she'll be in on the joke, she's going to be in Ecuador.
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So I was dating a girl for over a year, but had another girl in mind that I really wanted to try this on. Now that I'm single, was out with friends last night and got drunk enough to do it.

-I have a question for you

-What's that?

-We're both good looking people, why haven't we banged yet?

-Well, good point I'd say. Timing hasn't always been in our favor.

-I'm right around the corner. I'm coming over

-I don't think my bf would appreciate that, love. There's the timing




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Old 11-11-2011, 12:17 PM   #338
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So I was dating a girl for over a year, but had another girl in mind that I really wanted to try this on. Now that I'm single, was out with friends last night and got drunk enough to do it.

-I have a question for you

-What's that?

-We're both good looking people, why haven't we banged yet?

-Well, good point I'd say. Timing hasn't always been in our favor.

-I'm right around the corner. I'm coming over

-I don't think my bf would appreciate that, love. There's the timing




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Her answer reveals she's into you but only worried about what her bf would say.
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Her answer reveals she's into you but only worried about what her bf would say.
But she didn't say "Hey" with two y's....
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