Text this to girls for guaranteed sex (srs) - Page 18

BigDRick323 · 11-11-2011, 12:37 PM

She wants two dudes at the same time, go double team her with her BF...

trippinbillies4 · 11-11-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin Koolaid

But she didn't say "Hey" with two y's....

LOL. Well played.

DylloS · 11-11-2011, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin Koolaid

But she didn't say "Hey" with two y's....

very true

be-doubleyou · 11-11-2011, 05:49 PM

Decided to give it a whirl on a hot chick in my class and it worked

So then i tried on this smoking hot chick that i've always wanted to get with but has had a bf. Seems like I failed because of her bf but we made plans to hang out tonight so we will see... 50% success rate is still good.

kushy · 11-11-2011, 05:58 PM

text her "lets not turn this rape into a murder"

be-doubleyou · 11-11-2011, 06:02 PM

^^^ lol her dad is a cop. Not the best idea.

chris10492 · 11-11-2011, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by be-doubleyou

^^^ lol her dad is a cop. Not the best idea.

So how did it go?

neil1138 · 11-12-2011, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by kushy

text her "lets not turn this rape into a murder"

crovax · 11-12-2011, 10:56 AM

This is one of the greatest threads I've ever read.

be-doubleyou · 11-12-2011, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by chris10492

So how did it go?

I didn't drop the rape/murder comment but i did get it in

Decided to try it on this girl I had met but barely talked to that lived up in HB a few hours away. Decided to have some fun with it since shes a Wh00re

She called me b!tching at me because of the dick sucking face lol.

new//M3fan · 11-12-2011, 07:34 PM

^

So Lowww · 11-12-2011, 11:51 PM

NightRaider93 · 11-12-2011, 11:53 PM

"I have more important things to do than be a *****."

"Sorry im already sleeping with like 8 guys"

uhhhmeeer · 11-13-2011, 02:16 AM

Andy2108 · 11-13-2011, 02:22 AM

Post that on her fb wall while she's asleep

shockin330i · 11-13-2011, 03:49 AM

lol

kylekruchok · 11-13-2011, 04:32 AM

MaverickM3 · 11-14-2011, 12:58 AM

Great thread OP!!! Many lulz have been had.

BigDRick323 · 11-14-2011, 07:53 AM

I've got the Lulz right now, but Saturday night I got the rejections, none of my results were positive, half thought it was a joke and just laughed and the others said "Aren't you married?"

Foreveralone. I'd post one but none were LOL worthy. Just sad.

rohde88 · 11-14-2011, 08:58 AM

"idgaf" love it!

11-11-2011, 12:37 PM	#341
BigDRick323 OEM ///Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dallas TX Posts: 1,244 My Ride: 2000 323i View My Garage	hahaha She wants two dudes at the same time, go double team her with her BF... __________________ -1983 Grey 528e (Given to Charity) -1995 Champagne Toyota 4Runner (Friend Totaled) -2000 Black 323i (From DD to Project Car) -2011 Black Toyota Prius III (DD) http://www.cardomain.com/ride/780058

11-11-2011, 05:49 PM	#344
be-doubleyou Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Socal Posts: 929 My Ride: 02 325ci View My Garage	Decided to give it a whirl on a hot chick in my class and it worked So then i tried on this smoking hot chick that i've always wanted to get with but has had a bf. Seems like I failed because of her bf but we made plans to hang out tonight so we will see... 50% success rate is still good. __________________ Bill

11-11-2011, 05:58 PM	#345
kushy Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: kids these days are pu55ies Posts: 238 My Ride: automatic m3 View My Garage	text her "lets not turn this rape into a murder" __________________ instagram @bowie__bowie tried going gay because I don't get girls crew couldn't get guys either crew no shower crew fap 3x a day crew friend zoned by escort crew phone vibrates, get excited that a girl texted me, then realize no girls ever text me crew Save moms phone number as her first name so people think I have a girl in my phone crew female spam bots don't tweet me crew

11-11-2011, 06:02 PM	#346
be-doubleyou Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Socal Posts: 929 My Ride: 02 325ci View My Garage	^^^ lol her dad is a cop. Not the best idea. __________________ Bill

11-12-2011, 10:56 AM	#349
crovax Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Atlanta Posts: 297 My Ride: 04 CB/Cinnamon M3 View My Garage	This is one of the greatest threads I've ever read. __________________ Tom 04 M3

11-12-2011, 07:34 PM	#351
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11-12-2011, 11:51 PM	#352
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11-12-2011, 11:53 PM	#353
NightRaider93 Waka Waka Waka Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: University of Kentucky Posts: 1,272 My Ride: 04 325i View My Garage	"I have more important things to do than be a ***." "Sorry im already sleeping with like 8 guys" __________________ -Spencer**

11-13-2011, 02:16 AM	#354
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11-13-2011, 02:22 AM	#355
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11-13-2011, 04:32 AM	#357
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11-14-2011, 12:58 AM	#358
MaverickM3 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah/L.A. Posts: 39 My Ride: gets Badge View My Garage	Great thread OP!!! Many lulz have been had. __________________

11-14-2011, 07:53 AM	#359
BigDRick323 OEM ///Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dallas TX Posts: 1,244 My Ride: 2000 323i View My Garage	haha I've got the Lulz right now, but Saturday night I got the rejections, none of my results were positive, half thought it was a joke and just laughed and the others said "Aren't you married?" Foreveralone. I'd post one but none were LOL worthy. Just sad. __________________ -1983 Grey 528e (Given to Charity) -1995 Champagne Toyota 4Runner (Friend Totaled) -2000 Black 323i (From DD to Project Car) -2011 Black Toyota Prius III (DD) http://www.cardomain.com/ride/780058

11-14-2011, 08:58 AM	#360
rohde88 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 841 My Ride: S2000 View My Garage	"idgaf" love it! __________________ -Ron

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