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Old 11-13-2011, 01:58 AM   #21
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Old 11-13-2011, 02:37 AM   #22
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Old 11-13-2011, 02:54 AM   #23
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lol errbody knows you have a small d!ck, no need to make a thread about it and lie lolz
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Old 11-13-2011, 12:26 PM   #24
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You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
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You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
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One time I was hooking up with this broad and she exclaimed "Give me 12 inches!" ...so I stuck it in her 4 times
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If she ever yells 'oh god, oh god' just say, 'no, just Doug.' She'll look at you real odd and you can explain all about where you got that line from. Follow up later that day with inappropriate text.
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